Phil Perry Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share Posted January 7, 2017 [ATTACH]48649._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Gee that's a corny one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Some of the kids working in supermarkets these days wouldn't know a watermelon from a corn cob Then again...... The way that gmo is modifying just about everything, maybe watermelons are now yellow knobbly things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 What IS the world coming too........................... Vegetables dressed up as fruit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Then again...... The way that gmo is modifying just about everything, maybe watermelons are now yellow knobbly things? No. Yellow knobbly things are my jaundiced knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deskpilot1 Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Same goes for airfields.....................except for the outdoor sex....................or have I just been unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 warning for this site [ATTACH]48650._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Same goes for airfields.....................except for the outdoor sex....................or have I just been unlucky. Maybe if you didn't smell bad & make funny sounds you might have more luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deskpilot1 Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 That only applies during and after having sex, just not out-doors on an airfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cscotthendry Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 [ATTACH]48651._xfImport[/ATTACH] Found in my local library Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcK Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 In northern NSW just out of Lismore there is a small blink and you will miss it town called Goolmangah (spelling). There used to be this sign that proudly printed on it I would say by the local council "Goolmangah where the cows come first" it's diary farming territory so that explains their fondness for cattle but I think they are going to extremes keeping the bovine happy. M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Slow bulls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff13 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Slow bulls. Damn you Yenn I just spat my cuppa Tea all over the keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Yeh reminded me of the young bull and old bull story Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 hey red has the school got free drugs :oops:neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Like the "Free Range eggs". False advertising. They've made me pay for them every time so far. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I never got the free Nelson Mandela either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBob Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I struggle with Real Estate...I mean, who would buy Imaginary Estate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Because it is so good, it's unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBob Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Because it is so good, it's unreal. Oh.......silly moi........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 It was only dirt till we surveyed it. Then it becomes gold. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I never got the free Nelson Mandela either. Didn't you? If you also collect Swart, de Klerk, Viljoen, Botha, Heunis, de Klerk (another one!) Mbeki, Motlanthe and Zuma, you'll have the full set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I struggle with "Stable manure" What if there was "Unstable manure", would anyone buy it in case it explodes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 There are no nuts in doughnuts Steam rollers don't roll steam The lollies Life Savers don't save lives "Confused" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Ian are you sure? I was sure that Heinz baby food was a genuine product. You mean there are no babies in baby fooD? I have been ripped off......................false advertising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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