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  1. red750

    Funny videos

    This is not a funny video, but I didn't want to start a new thread just for it. It is a Chuck Berry tribute. See how many cameo appearances you can pick out. Chuck Berry Tribute.mp4
  2. He calls it the extended state of emergency for the pandemic. Three days ago he said there would be no more lockdowns. Lying prick. Talk about mixed messages - who is greasing his palm? Thousands at the races, 80,000 at the boxing day test, but no unjabbed tennis players.
  3. Is there no end to the arrogance of Daniel Andrews? Heard on the TV that he has submitted a bill giving himself endless authority to call lockdowns up to 3 months whenever he feels like it.
  4. red750

    The Nats

    Zsa Zsa Gabor said she was a housekeeper. Married rich men, got divorced and kept the house.
  5. red750

    Quickies part 2

    Haircut A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you have
  6. The missus has now been in hospital since midnight Wednesday. The doctor called this morning to say they were happy with the results of her blood test, but were continuing with her treatment, and she still rquires oxygen to assist her breathing.
  7. red750

    Quickies part 2

    A little Irish humour. A guy goes into a Dublin hardware store. He picks up a can of flyspray, turns to the shopkeeper and says, "is this good for wasps?" The shopkeeper replies, "No. It kills them."
  8. Here's an interesting simulator story from right here in Oz: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-10-23/gold-coast-simulator-inventor/100560112
  9. red750

    Quickies part 2

    Yes. I konw aobut taht.
  10. Talk about mixed messages. First, my apologies if I am drawing this out, but it gives some idea of the craziness in this state. I tested positive for covid on 10 Oct, meaning I was in quarantine till 24 Oct. On 21 Oct, I got a phonecall from NorthEastern Health to say that quarantine requirements for double vaxxed people was reduced to 7 days, and I would receive new directions by text. Just to be sure, I had another test done on 21 Oct. At around 10.30 pm on 23 Oct, I got a text message saying my test was positive, and I had to enter 14 quarantine. This morning, (24 Oc
  11. red750

    Quickies part 2

    Graphics gaffe. I thought this was hilarious. I was watching Weekend Sunrise on 7 and they were doing film reviews, in particular for the film The Last Duel. The graphic was meant to read "Jamie Comer is a Knockout in The Last Duel." However, the letter 'n' was left out, giving the graphic a whole new meaning.
  12. red750

    Quickies part 2

    Subject: Barracks door A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A female checker walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the girl was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when
  13. No, the birthday was yesterday.
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