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Bryon

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  1. Ooooooh, I hope that ithnt contagiouth....
  2. I can remember having to reverse a MM up Punt Rd hill cos it wouldn't make it up in any forward gear
  3. My daughter was born on her mothers 21st birthday in the same hospital and delivered by the same doctor who delivered her mum. We were not allowed to celebrate that fact publicly in case people figured out the MIL's age
  4. I didnt know Aramis had a sword. It stings a bit when you splash it on but that is all
  5. "If the Chinese have waged economic war using a biological agent from a commonly occurring family of viruses, then they have either managed to immunise their own people so they don't get affected, or they were willing to sacrifice a small percentage of their population to win the war. By using such a common virus, they have plausible deniability and can't be seen as using military means to achieve their goals. " I believe that China would have no hesitation in sacrificing a small percentage of their population to achieve their own goals. It would be cheaper than waging a normal military war in terms of lives lost
  6. Bryon

    Limericks

    From my dark past There was a young man from Kent Who had a dick so long it was bent He used to fold it in two to have a good screw And instead of cumming, he went
  7. The army only gave 3 sheets in a one man ration pack back in the sixties One up, one down and one to polish off
  8. Bryon

    Maiden speech

    I say we stop all immigration Everyone, from Capt James Cook on is a boat person and should be sent back to where they come from
  9. Will he claw his way to the top of the party
  10. The way their supporters act, you could consider them as "noddydogs"
  11. Bryon

    Quickies part 2

    You dont have to look very hard for them
  12. Bryon

    Israeli government

    Not only is clay impervious, but it wont soak up water either....
  13. I lived this year and finally retired.......maybe I will live next year
  14. I have my own beliefs, and no-one can change them
  15. Spirituality is only a prop to justify your belief Your strength comes from within, not because of who you believe in
  16. We used penny bungers......
  17. That is why Vodka or Scotch is your bestest friend......
  18. Bryon

    greens are

    Now that would be a dogs breakfast if I ever saw one They would be too busy trying to convince everyone that their interpretation of the law is correct, that they would never get around to drafting new laws
  19. I totally agree. 72 Virgins is what is dictated. We want more virgins Every woman should lay down their virginity for us! Virgins R US Forever Support your local virgins!
  20. Is that mangled or shredded?
  21. I believe in my creator being, but my creation stories tell me of evolution
  22. Bryon

    Maths questions

    Well I'll be far and tethered....
  23. I struggle with "Stable manure" What if there was "Unstable manure", would anyone buy it in case it explodes?
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