Bryon

Phil, I know how fussy you are and you have such high standards. I only want the best for you......

Tell us more about the threat of "Rape"...was he a good looking guy?

I thought that if you ate shellfish, it had a good effect on you (so my missus tells me)

To us dyslexics, there is no greater dog than our dog

The main issue that I see is; our govt has cowtowed to foreign countries and dropped all import tariffs to achieve a 'level playing field' This is called "politicians sucking up to other countries to try and set themselves up for an ambassadorship" (see Tony Abbot) The problem with that is....we are the only ones on that playing field No other country has no import tariffs Fifty years ago, Australia had a very strong manufacturing base, and if we had closed the doors to Australia, we would have survived quite easily. Unfortunately we voted the Labor Party into power and it has a been a downhill slide since then The Labor Party is based in communism and is controlled by the Fabien Society which has as its doctrine that ALL people should be dependent on the government for their survival. the only way to do this is to put everyone on the dole/pension and then you have the ideal communist state. Have a look at the economic history of the major western countries. Every time labor is in power, the economy is run down into deficit. It then takes a a liberal or conservative govt to pull it out of the poo. The only time labor is any good is in wartime, they can marshal the workforce My response to all this is....stop selling our raw materials to overseas and value add to them here thus increasing our manufacturing base and making us a strong nation again Countries such as China and Japan have only grown rich because we were stupid enough to sell our raw materials to them. They processed the raw material and sold the finished product back to us at highly inflated prices End of rant......

[ATTACH]47620._xfImport[/ATTACH] This is me 21 April 2015. It's not a selfie, it's a lifelong dream fulfilled

If you are in Lincolnshire, go to East Kirkby You can have a taxi in a Lancaster whilst they do a full engine runup, and have a full guided tour of the inside of the Lanc there is a spit based there as well

Stop driving around and go into a local pub Thats where all the socialising and seasonal celebrations are held Not the chain pubs, but the locals There is a different lifestyle there. We go to a pub to drink, they go to a pub to socialise Try it Cheers Bryon

You want to have sex 3 times..... or is the first seven minutes spent begging:beg:

Dont you mean "supposed" to be made of milk I think modern icecream is totally chemically produced

It would be no use doing that, all they would do, would be to simply vote themselves a payrise to cover the cost of the tax, the admin costs and annual indexation of the tax......plus 10% for future increases I cant find a pig snout in the trough emoticon

Golf....the ideal way to ruin a perfectly good walk :peepwall: