Phil Perry Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 I woke up yesterday morning with my face swollen up like a football. . . looked in the mirror and twas a horrible sight, terrible. Abcess apparently. . . Couldn't get an emergency appointment at my dentist, so I went to the local hospital and waited to see their dental people. I looked so shockingly bad that the lady dentist on duty had to put her hijab on backwards as my visage was making her ill. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Bloody Mirrors- should be banned. Make me look ancient All Red sees is a old codger And poor bloody Phil's face exploded I say we revolt and break the bastards with a Black cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 Odd thing about mirrors, there's definitely something wrong with the one I've put up in our front lobby, when the missus walks past it, there's no reflection. . . .Hmmm . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 I told you mate- traditional remedies is called for. Go get a stake, some birch and flammable liquid or off to the potting shed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted September 13, 2016 Author Share Posted September 13, 2016 No No Noooo . .. not yet,. . . the buried millions first ! ! ! She knows where it's all hidden ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 You are a wise old bugger at times Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 You need one of those stickers that says "Warning. Objects seen in this mirror may be uglier than they appear." At least I think that is what my rear view mirror says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Old lady buying a new car. Salesman points to sign on mirror. "This is the seniors version." Sign says: OBJECTS IN MIRROR WOULD LIKE YOU TO TRAVEL FASTER. Like this? [ATTACH]48157._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Sorry I didn't have a camera but saw a classic that made me laugh the other day. It was a motorbike with a "Baby on Board" sticker on a wooden board strapped to the back of his rack. And a doll baby strapped to the board. I laughed for ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Don't like your reflection!, Change it. I'm sporting my first facial hair!, and no bad comments to boot. spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Don't like your reflection!, Change it. I'm sporting my first facial hair!, and no bad comments to boot. spacesailor Does that mean you have reached Puberty? I change mine often from old and greying before my time to caveman hairy and still greying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 I gave up looking in a mirror when I found that my son looked more like me than I do. Pity I have to go to the Sunshine Coast to see what I look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Old lady buying a new car. Salesman points to sign on mirror. "This is the seniors version." Sign says: OBJECTS IN MIRROR WOULD LIKE YOU TO TRAVEL FASTER. That's a bit of a wild assumption that these people even use their mirror for anything other than makeup..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 [ATTACH=full]45869[/ATTACH] Also watch out for spoon drains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IBob Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Okay...who let the woodturners in? They're like the bluddy bagpipe players: most of 'em need to practice, but you really wish they wouldn't...( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Koreelah Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 [ATTACH]48162._xfImport[/ATTACH][ATTACH]48161._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 I thought that was an eyesight test. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 [ATTACH]46103[/ATTACH] So True ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted October 3, 2016 Author Share Posted October 3, 2016 [ATTACH]48163._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 So that's how the fight started Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 [ATTACH=full]46135[/ATTACH] THAT's your missus? You old dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted October 3, 2016 Author Share Posted October 3, 2016 "Now I realise why I could never get any time on the mainframe whilst at university" . . . ( says youngest Daughter. . .) [ATTACH]48164._xfImport[/ATTACH] THAT's your missus? You old dog! I Re- married quite late in life,. . . she DOES wear me out at times, as you can possibly imagine. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 I shudder to think what footwear quality they sell here, the website isn't much help. . . [ATTACH]48165._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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