IBob Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 There was a gentleman in Germany, unappreciative of the jets coming and going over his back garden. So he had built a large crossbow like device in his back garden. And was firing..... dumplings. It's true!!! There was a pic, at the time, in the press of him. In the back garden, an F4 phantom passing low over, and a dumpling rising towards it. If only I could find the pic here now.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 Some useful directions for Storchy. . . :-) [ATTACH]48185._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBob Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 There was a gentleman in Germany, unappreciative of the jets coming and going over his back garden. So he had built a large crossbow like device in his back garden. And was firing..... dumplings. It's true!!! There was a pic, at the time, in the press of him. In the back garden, an F4 phantom passing low over, and a dumpling rising towards it. If only I could find the pic here now.............. It gets better. According to the only reference I can find, see here 'Dumpling War Disk Issued': Billboard he won. And someone wrote a song about it............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBob Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 And here is the man in action: Anti-Aircraft Dumpling Cannon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Phil new it was coming loved the reply bloody tops Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 I hope Phil is enjoying his old records... There was this guy who was asked at customs "Do you have any pornography?" He was able to answer that he didn't even have a pornograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 19, 2016 Author Share Posted November 19, 2016 Things a bit quiet in the Old Dart Phil? Time on your hands? The Old Dart ? ? ? ? No Peter,. . . . I've stopped going there now and returned to the Dog & Duck for some sanity. Last time I went to the Old Dart last summer,. . they'd been having a Barbecue in the backyard. . .It had been taken over by a bunch of sex weirdoes . . . After quickly seeing what was going on ( for about half an hour ) I left in totally shocked disgust. . . . [ATTACH]48186._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 19, 2016 Author Share Posted November 19, 2016 . . . . and then I went to the Dog and Duck for a quiet pint and what should I see crossing the road outside ? ? Jeeeze. . .! [ATTACH]48187._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 About time you migrated to some were see told you there is coruption every where can't get there to put you on the straight and narrow Cause the misses reconds I would corrupt you more yeeeeh:thumb up:neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 20, 2016 Author Share Posted November 20, 2016 About time you migrated to some were see told you there is coruption every where can't get there to put you on the straight and narrow Cause the misses reconds I would corrupt you more yeeeeh:thumb up:neil Neil, . . . . has your spellchecker been on the Pop ? But thanks for the offer. . . .I'll check my Irish lotto numbers in't mornin'. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 20, 2016 Author Share Posted November 20, 2016 Disgraceful sexism by the designer of this bridge. . . you mean to tell me,. . . .and with a straight face,. . .that he didn't know what it would look like at a certain time of the day ? ? ? ? ? Yeah,. . .right. . . . [ATTACH]48188._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Phil, you evidently have a pornograph. I liked the flaked out woman better than the old geezer with the blow-up doll. Goodonya ( this is Oz for approval). AND what wonderful news about the taxpayers fixing up Buckingham Palace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Was that a muslim doll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Yenn, you need some cross-cultural education. Muslim blow-up dolls would have headscarves at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Pretty realistic dolls. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cscotthendry Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 The muslim dolls blow themselves up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cscotthendry Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Doesn't take long [ATTACH]48189._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 21, 2016 Author Share Posted November 21, 2016 Doesn't take long You Win Scotty. . . . . .yours is a lot better than the one I was sent ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 21, 2016 Author Share Posted November 21, 2016 OK,. . .. .back to non political 'Sillies' . . . . WHY ARE RAINCOATS ALWAYS BETTER IN BRIGHT YELLOW ? ? ? [ATTACH]48190._xfImport[/ATTACH] ANY MORE QUESTIONS ?. . . > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 One can only hope that the airbags on his scooter are not part of the Takata recall. Think of the consequences if they got wet inside and go off with a bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 21, 2016 Author Share Posted November 21, 2016 One can only hope that the airbags on his scooter are not part of the Takata recall.Think of the consequences if they got wet inside and go off with a bang. 'HIS' SCOOTER. . . . .? Hiho,. . . . I DO worry about you sometimes mate. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 OK,. . .. .back to non political 'Sillies' . . . . WHY ARE RAINCOATS ALWAYS BETTER IN BRIGHT YELLOW ? ? ? [ATTACH=full]46920[/ATTACH] ANY MORE QUESTIONS ?. . . > Words fail me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 That girl on the table was wearing a headscarf around her waist I think, does that make her a Muslim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 22, 2016 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 That girl on the table was wearing a headscarf around her waist I think, does that make her a Muslim? Well,. . .she was sleeping so peacefully,. . .I didn' t like to ask. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 24, 2016 Author Share Posted November 24, 2016 I wonder why these ideas really never caught on ? ? [ATTACH]48192._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48191._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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