pmccarthy Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Two questions.... 1. How did they bone them? 2. Why would you buy them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Well, reading that sign will be a great way to lose weight... 🤮 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Pigs arse. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Well, they couldn't be bacon for bagels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Well. at least we know they didn't come from gay pigs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 How can you say that? The package admits they've been boned. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted January 2, 2021 Author Share Posted January 2, 2021 Calamari rings? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 My kids asked the other day what goes into sausages. I reckon the contents of that box would be part of the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 You wouldn't want to know, is the answer. Nev 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 What do you eat when you eat meat? Muscle and a bit of fat, but we are supposed to leave the fat out, so an anal sphincter would be pure muscle. What is wrong with it? You could well be eating intestines if you have sausage and that is only just a bit further up the system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 Or Liver & bacon, better than Kippers or Tripe. spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 6 hours ago, Yenn said: ...an anal sphincter would be pure muscle. What is wrong with it? It'd be all in the cooking. Probably like calamari - do it wrong and you're chewing on rubber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 9 hours ago, Marty_d said: It'd be all in the cooking. Probably like calamari - do it wrong and you're chewing on rubber. Every Australian knows a rubber is a small stationery item used to correct pencil mistakes, and is more formally known as an eraser. But in the United States, the word “rubber” is a euphemism for condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Tuncks Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 Thats right OME. I had a mate who got slapped in the face when on secondment to the US. He made the mistake of asking a work-place woman if she had a rubber he could borrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 And don't ask a Yank if he's got any fags on him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 I love the American term of "Fanny-pack" for a bumbag. Sure makes for interesting conversations between people from different countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willedoo Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Their use of the word 'rooting' is a bit different from ours as well. The American use of it is starting to creep in here now amongst younger generations than mine. It's common to hear ABC Radio announcers use it in the American context lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 I had to educate my son yesterday on the different meanings of "pissed" from the US or Australian perspective. Means "angry" over there, most likely "happy" here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Non- Compos. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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