red750 Posted March 5 Author Share Posted March 5 I've had a steroid injection in my shoulder three times, about six months apart, where I tore a couple of tendons completely off the bone. Before the injections, I wasn't able to lift my arm high enough to take a plate off the shelf. The injury is called rotator cuff syndrome, and will not heal. Injection pinpointed using an ultrasound. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 " WEEKS ". Of pain from that Injection ! . It really made my arm more painful. Not a lot of sleep last night , I didn't have to bump it . It throbbed all the night- long . The wife told me , " moaning & groaning like a child ". spacesailor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 4 hours ago, spacesailor said: The wife told me , " moaning & groaning like a child ". I'd expect whinging from a Pom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 They certainly did get a name for it. Most Offspring of theirs that I met exuded superiority (un earned) when I was at school.. Nev Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 So correct me if I am wrong... POM is prisoner of moaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 I thought there was a silent H in it... Prisoner Of Her/His Majesty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willedoo Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 According to the ANU School of Literature, Languages and Linguistics, the word pom comes from pomegranate used as a slang term for an English immigrant. They say it evolved from immigrant to jimmygrant to pomegranate/pommygrant. https://slll.cass.anu.edu.au/centres/andc/meanings-origins/p 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 16 hours ago, Litespeed said: So correct me if I am wrong... POM is prisoner of moaning. In any casw it is a generalisation created by a noisy minority (a long time ago), and cannot be used to denigrate any specific person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 Sex is like jenga. Pull out once too many and it all comes crashing down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Going in once too many would seem to be the root cause of the problem 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Are you talking about that Ritual "Docking " operation? Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 This discussion is impenetrable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 With great power comes - - a large electricity bill. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 (edited) 16 hours ago, facthunter said: Are you talking about that Ritual "Docking " operation? Nev I nevre watched Star Wars.. nor *uck Rogers.. Edited March 9 by Jerry_Atrick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 I got it from a Female comedian on a TV show Long ago. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 10 Author Share Posted March 10 A scammer called an elderly grandma and said, "I've got all your passwords." She grabbed a pen and paper and said, "Thank God for that. What are they?" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 13 Author Share Posted March 13 Copied from Facebook :- My lesbian neighbours Jane and Caroline asked me to help them conceive a child recently. They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way, as they were desperate to have a baby. For six months now we've been trying, but I don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy six months ago. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post red750 Posted March 13 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 13 Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad. I've had some problems with my swing but I think I've got that right now." Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Surprised, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?!!" Stevie: "Yes, I've been playing for years." Tiger: "But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?" Stevie: "Well, I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddie moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice." "But, how do you putt?" asks Tiger. "Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice." Tiger: "What's your handicap?" Stevie: "Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer." Woods: incredulous - says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime." Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously so I only play for money. And I never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?" Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that. OK - I'm game for that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?" Stevie: "You pick a night." 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 13 Author Share Posted March 13 "Siri, why don't I have any luck with women?" "I'm Alexa, you moron." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 If you don't have any luck with women, you usually don't get it. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 13 Author Share Posted March 13 Haven't got it for years, never get it again. Thank you bladder cancer (or at least the surgery). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 If you are lucky, you'll dream about it sometimes. Just don't dream you are peeing.. PS I haven't YET but gone close. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 I picked up a hitch hiker. He said, "Aren't you afraid I might be a serial killer?" I said, "Two serial killers in the one car is a bit of a long shot." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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red750 Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 Bath Night In Scotland A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed.. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself." So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" "Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very generously indeed.. The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?" "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours." "Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before." "I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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