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  1. It doesn't even make you rare but when you get home you might be HOME-O -sexual. Nev
  2. Abbot was elected by a majority of ONE in the spill. Nev
  3. If you end up in an Indian Court they'll give you Curry most times. Nev
  4. My wife changes her mind a lot. I hasten to say. Do Nuns get dirty Habits? It doesn't suit them. Nev
  5. I've heard of dirty minds nut not dirty eyes. How do you rectify that problem? Nev
  6. FFS , Means FAT FINGER Syndrome. Nev
  7. facthunter

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    AN Elephant stamp would be more than I could handle. A ton of fun though. . Hey why do elephants have 4 feet? . Nev
  8. Bars of chocolate while you're watching some thing, or chocolate coated peanuts. WHO can leave some? Nev
  9. Mercedes blamed the driver???? They also resisted front wheel brakes claiming the car would go A over Apex in the late 20's. Nev
  10. I played no Part in the election of scotty from Marketing. AS for the "we" I wouldn't pee on him even if he Was on fire. Nev
  11. Remove it and you are starch naked..Nev
  12. That would certainly be an OFF Fence. Is that a shaft of wit Or... a waft of$#!t. Nev
  13. How low do you go with THIS anything goes for facts. No rules for me. RUDE person. with NO obvious virtues. Would he be preselected in any place but Qld? The Particular PARTY HE belongs to doesn't exist anywhere BUT QLD. The NP can dictate anything at all to his lot... Nev
  14. You probably sprung out of those bushes at me going quickly in a Peugeot 203. just as the sun was about to come up The semaphore. RHS turn signal was held open by the slipstream. I mentioned I was late and trying to get to Central Station . I didn't get pinched . Such a nice man. I've seen some pretty awful prangs on THAT road.. Drove it regularly. Nev
  15. That Hurricane would get airborne at the front like the Merc did at the LeMans 24 hour.. Nev
  16. Figs are exotic. but you like em or hate em. They are worth money at the Markets. Nev
  17. At night you may occasionally see a long tom spear a Prawn if you shine a torch. Prawns only need shallow water. Blue swimmers are a lot of work to eat. You can get them easily before the wind disturbs the surface in the morning with a Nail flattened and sharpened (with Barbs) on the end of a thin broom handle. Spear the one you want from the front of a rowing boat. My favourite is a spanner crab or a Muddie at the right time of the year. At the wrong time, They have hardly any flesh in the claws. I'm fairly sure I've got Spanner crabs at Nelson Bay. I've fished off a sandbar on the teagardens side all night.. Watch the tides though The water level rose abut 2-3 feet and stayed there I was already above my knees I had all my bait floating around my feet and god knows what Denizens of the deep feeling their way around my legs. I could feel big things bumping against me It got deeper between the sand bar and the shore and I didn't want to swim for it and splash around. Once is enough to try that one. Dumb idea. Oh did I mention I LIKE fishing and you can't beat an absolutely fresh one. A lot of it is OFF before you get it. Nev
  18. THAT "British?'SHOW was well-timed and presented. You are going back a while. Wasn't it in Black and white? Nev
  19. Here's a dirty Joke, The school bully tripped in the gutter. Nev
  20. I wouldn't be worried about switching on too many visitors . nev
  21. You WILL be DONE. Of that you can be sure. Nev
  22. Probably cancelled by Detroit when they first got wind of it. . Nev
  23. Used by my mother to make FAKE apple Pie. Why? WE had plenty of apples. Picked on the first mouthful.. Nev
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