Marty_d Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Bex, I didn't know you were involved in setting the curriculum. Chinese kindergarten principal fired after holding pole dancing performance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Just a little bit of Chinese news ! 90 cm of toilet-paper?. China's new Facial-recognition-Scanners to be used in Zhangzhour's, High Tech Zone. Will limit the use of paper to 90cm & a time limit, that when exceeded sounds an alarm. Hoping to Cleanup the public toilet mess. "read in APC feb 2019-page 114" spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Enough for a scraper, a polisher and a shiner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 The army only gave 3 sheets in a one man ration pack back in the sixties One up, one down and one to polish off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Greedy me, always take seven sheets, Don't always use them all, but better safe than sorry !. spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 It's an austerity move. Soon to be adopted by Britain, as soon as they exit the EU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Britain ex Euro. One sheet only. Fold corner to corner tear of tip, Put finger through hole , ETC. or back to "Dock leaves" spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgwilson Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Or use water like the majority of the worlds population. http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20191004-the-peculiar-bathroom-habits-of-westerners Cleans better & is more hygienic. Two thirds of the world squat mostly on keyhole type toilets. Some have thrones but with big flat foot places allowing squatting or seating. The Japanese have developed the system originally invented by the French the best with a warm wash followed by a blow dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 The Romans had the most eco-friendly but possibly the worst health-wise. The public toilets were truly public (no dividing walls and all outside), and when you were finished you'd pay a small amount to have yourself wiped off with a sponge on a stick. After that the sponge went back in a bucket of water ready for the next ar*se. Not sure how often they changed the water in the bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Thats the Rub, shortage of water, Now on the second town with the taps turned OFF. So much Clean drinking water to wash your ass, & flush your toilet. spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 It used to be about paper tigers. Now it's tuggers. Talking $#!t really. In Europe it used to be the big fat lady in black that made you constipated. (Go without rather than face her). Then it's really hard. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Oranges, are a good natural laxative, if you have a little bit of the skin (peel). Too much & you will, Run, to the toilet. spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 I find a minute looking at trump makes me dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 Pollies in general, me think's. give anyone the SHEEETS See chan 2: Parliament children's hour. spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Slight deviation. I saw a bit of footage on the news featuring a woman who was a thalidomide baby. Her arms were shorter than what should have been her elbow. I wondered how people like her, as well as amputees, get on in the toilet situation. Imagine going through your life needing to have someone to wipe you. Couldn't go anywhere alone. Our Men's Shed co-ordinator recently injured his right arm and had it in a brace. He said using his left hand to wipe was very difficult. Just try using the hand you don't normally use. It ain't easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 Been there done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Koreelah Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 ... injured his right arm and had it in a brace. He said using his left hand to wipe was very difficult. Just try using the hand you don't normally use... Much of the Old World regards the left hand as unclean, because it's the one used in toilet. A good idea to adopt that practice if you are planning to travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Or use water like the majority of the worlds population. Yup, the amount of climateers around here who will thoughtlessly throw paper into the sewerage. Washing with water is brilliant, haven't had an itchy ass in the 15 years I've been in China, and the thought of me smearing, not cleaning, poo up and down my crack and then walikng around and sitting like that for 4 days until my next shower is disgusting. .. and then the same Climateers send shampoo, soaps, dishwashing water into the river systems, and now worst, recently discovered, is the plastic microbeads that are getting into the ocean from washing clothes, apprently a serious issue. Most of our grey water goes onto our vegetable garden. Also, don't wash out your toothpaste from your mouth, spit the bulk out into the bin, but don't rinse, Google it. I'm not a Greeny, but I am more green than most on a daily basis, including the electric cars I daily in for the last 4 years.. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 "Two thirds of the world squat mostly on keyhole type toilets." Great when your in need of a hip operation. Or do you wash your Arse standing upright. Then have wet trousers !. Wet floor, Wet seat, Wet pants, sounds awful to say the least. spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Gawwd.. This has turned into a sh!tty thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 IT IS !. I worked in a foundry were a lot of the toilets were locked, because of the water every-were. It seems a certain group of foreigners were Standing on the toilet seat to wash their genitals with bottles of water. The next user 's were unable to use toilet until the management had it cleaned !. The out -come was instant dismissal if caught standing on toilet, which had , its door cut to half height.& a worker spending ALL day watching for them. ( O,H, safety). spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Had to take a dump in the scrub today and wipe with a coffee bush. Can’t get greener than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 "Had to take a dump in the scrub today " Lucy you were out of town !. [ATTACH]50466._xfImport[/ATTACH] spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 Holy cow. I had a bird take a dump on my car today, I'm glad it wasn't that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 The French have Bidet's and have for ages. OK is correct about which hand you use. . You shake the RH for a reason. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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