nomadpete Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 5 hours ago, Litespeed said: Bugger that, I am worried about blisters on my tongue 😛 And that, my friend, is indeed a silly sign. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Lost in the translation I expect. There's a place called Condom in France. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 3 hours ago, facthunter said: Lost in the translation I expect. There's a place called Condom in France. Nev I don't want that stuck on my tongue! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Just now, nomadpete said: I don't want that stuck on my tongue! It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 French don't call frangers, condoms. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Wouldn't they just call them "letters"? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 (edited) Nomadpete, are you fully expecting to have to roll a condom onto your tongue, when you buy a Vagina Tandoori?? Edited January 19 by onetrack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 According to Google Translate, the French word for "condom" is le préservatif. Interestingly, since French nouns have either masculine or feminine gender, le préservatif is masculine. Word of caution: If you decide upon a French wine while dining with a person of the feminine persuasion, check that the label says "preservatives added". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 8 hours ago, onetrack said: Nomadpete, are you fully expecting to have to roll a condom onto your tongue, when you buy a Vagina Tandoori?? Not for the Tandoori, but if it was a Vagina Vindaloo, you'd probably want 2... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Do females need persuading?. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 3 hours ago, facthunter said: Do females need persuading?. Nev That proves it! Nev is an alien amongst us! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 That would be drastic if it's true. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marty_d Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Not in the jail showers, I've heard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 49 minutes ago, Marty_d said: Not in the jail showers, I've heard. You might not have a choice. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 This is a fairly OFF topic.. You know what they say about people who talk about it ALL the time? Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 6 hours ago, facthunter said: You know what they say about people who talk about it ALL the time? Talking about it all the time is a symptom of night starvation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 What are you chaps talking about? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Struggling for relevance. OR What you will on the Twelfth Night. . Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Once a Knight is enough. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Jerry , It's all about ' oral sex ' . platonic spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 I have PTSD about labouring under a misconception of Aural sex. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Try oiling the bed . Aural . spacesailor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Aural sex is easier on my back. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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