nomadpete Posted January 18, 2024 Posted January 18, 2024 On 18/01/2024 at 3:44 PM, Litespeed said: Bugger that, I am worried about blisters on my tongue 😛 Expand And that, my friend, is indeed a silly sign. 2
facthunter Posted January 19, 2024 Posted January 19, 2024 Lost in the translation I expect. There's a place called Condom in France. Nev 1
nomadpete Posted January 19, 2024 Posted January 19, 2024 On 19/01/2024 at 5:07 AM, facthunter said: Lost in the translation I expect. There's a place called Condom in France. Nev Expand I don't want that stuck on my tongue! 1
nomadpete Posted January 19, 2024 Posted January 19, 2024 On 19/01/2024 at 8:17 AM, nomadpete said: I don't want that stuck on my tongue! Expand It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue 1
facthunter Posted January 19, 2024 Posted January 19, 2024 French don't call frangers, condoms. Nev 1
onetrack Posted January 19, 2024 Posted January 19, 2024 (edited) Nomadpete, are you fully expecting to have to roll a condom onto your tongue, when you buy a Vagina Tandoori?? Edited January 19, 2024 by onetrack 1
old man emu Posted January 19, 2024 Posted January 19, 2024 According to Google Translate, the French word for "condom" is le préservatif. Interestingly, since French nouns have either masculine or feminine gender, le préservatif is masculine. Word of caution: If you decide upon a French wine while dining with a person of the feminine persuasion, check that the label says "preservatives added". 1 1
Marty_d Posted January 19, 2024 Posted January 19, 2024 On 19/01/2024 at 12:56 PM, onetrack said: Nomadpete, are you fully expecting to have to roll a condom onto your tongue, when you buy a Vagina Tandoori?? Expand Not for the Tandoori, but if it was a Vagina Vindaloo, you'd probably want 2... 1 1
old man emu Posted January 20, 2024 Posted January 20, 2024 On 19/01/2024 at 11:05 PM, facthunter said: Do females need persuading?. Nev Expand That proves it! Nev is an alien amongst us! 1 1
Litespeed Posted January 31, 2024 Posted January 31, 2024 On 31/01/2024 at 11:47 AM, Marty_d said: Not in the jail showers, I've heard. Expand You might not have a choice. 1 1
facthunter Posted February 1, 2024 Posted February 1, 2024 This is a fairly OFF topic.. You know what they say about people who talk about it ALL the time? Nev 1
old man emu Posted February 1, 2024 Posted February 1, 2024 On 01/02/2024 at 12:37 AM, facthunter said: You know what they say about people who talk about it ALL the time? Expand Talking about it all the time is a symptom of night starvation. 2
facthunter Posted February 1, 2024 Posted February 1, 2024 Struggling for relevance. OR What you will on the Twelfth Night. . Nev 1
spacesailor Posted February 1, 2024 Posted February 1, 2024 Jerry , It's all about ' oral sex ' . platonic spacesailor
facthunter Posted February 1, 2024 Posted February 1, 2024 I have PTSD about labouring under a misconception of Aural sex. Nev 1
spacesailor Posted February 1, 2024 Posted February 1, 2024 Try oiling the bed . Aural . spacesailor 1
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