SILLY SIGNS. . . . .LET'S START A THREAD ?

[red750]

[red750]

[onetrack]

[old man emu]

 

[willedoo]

[red750]

[old man emu]

  On 08/04/2021 at 1:19 AM, red750 said:

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To do one of these you use a smooth bore barrel

[Marty_d]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't try shooting a deer by pissing on it.

[nomadpete]

I don't know what the problem is.

 

Long range accuracy requires a long barrel.

 

I've never had a problem!

[octave]

  On 08/04/2021 at 11:19 AM, nomadpete said:

I don't know what the problem is.

 

Long range accuracy requires a long barrel.

 

I've never had a problem!

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Nomadpete, you should know by now that when somebody on this forum makes extraordinary claims I will always ask for proof. 😁

[nomadpete]

Sorry, I don't have a suitable link to substantiate my claim.......

 

Except that no woman has ever exclaimed "Who dripped on the seat?" After my visit to the smallest room in the house.

[octave]

  On 08/04/2021 at 11:28 AM, nomadpete said:

Sorry, I don't have a suitable link to substantiate my claim.......

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A chalk outline would do.   I guess we will just have to take your word for it.

[old man emu]

 

  On 08/04/2021 at 11:19 AM, nomadpete said:

I don't know what the problem is.

 

Long range accuracy requires a long barrel.

 

I've never had a problem!

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Do you have problems with chokes?

[pmccarthy]

  On 08/04/2021 at 11:19 AM, nomadpete said:

I don't know what the problem is.

 

Long range accuracy requires a long barrel.

 

I've never had a problem!

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Just because you have twelve inches doesn't mean you get to use it, as a rule.

[Jerry_Atrick]

  On 08/04/2021 at 11:31 AM, octave said:

A chalk outline would do.   I guess we will just have to take your word for it.

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Please don't encourage him!

 

[nomadpete]

Hmmm. Chalk line.... how would that work... Mind boggles.... Oh, you mean like mum's pencil lines on the door jamb with names, recording each kids' height??

[nomadpete]

My bad. Octave wants a chalk OUT-line.

 

 

 

Done that. Cool!

 

 

Just can't figure out which politician it most resembles.

[Cosmick]

  On 08/04/2021 at 9:32 PM, nomadpete said:

Hmmm. Chalk line.... how would that work... Mind boggles.... Oh, you mean like mum's pencil lines on the door jamb with names, recording each kids' height??

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Stand beside a kitchen drawer, pencil lines, Daddy Happy, Daddy sad 

[nomadpete]

Then mummy said "Daddy, don't you dare paint that door jamb. Ever!"

 

And dad didn't.

[old man emu]

Don't laugh. Recording the grandson's height on the garage wall is a job I have to do today.

[octave]

  On 08/04/2021 at 11:33 PM, old man emu said:

Don't laugh. Recording the grandson's height on the garage wall is a job I have to do today.

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That would surely be a labour of love.  We had a wall with markings but alas we moved. 

[old man emu]

  On 08/04/2021 at 11:31 AM, octave said:

A chalk outline would do.

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MURDER RATE IN CITY PLUMMETS!

CSI'S LAID OFF

[octave]

 

Nomadpete?

 

[Marty_d]

That's it... if you ever turn up to my place with a piece of chalk Peter, I'm running.

[Jerry_Atrick]