facthunter Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 A disaster? Party stopper? Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 3 hours ago, red750 said: What is a "Snart?" You bastard, Red. I've spent all morning trying to trace the etymology of "snart" and can't find even one reference. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 OME you're too busy to go off on wild goose chases. "Flat out" has nothing to do with a Flatus. Nev 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Flatus - wasn't he a Roman senator? He was a bit on the nose, apparently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, facthunter said: OME you're too busy to go off on wild goose chases. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 A Snart is a fart created when you sneeze. Release both ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Someone let one rip at karate the other night, right in the quiet period when bowing in. They were to the right of me too so it was one of the higher levels. Sent all the kids into hysterics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 It’s a sheeze, isn't it. I think Silvester the cat used to say that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry_Atrick Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 All sortsof combos to that.. You can have a snart shart or a snart snit or a snart snit shart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Or go the the pub and have a schnitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Did you know that hospitals really do have a Code Brown? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 It's obvious, then! - Code Brown is when someone has shat themselves so extensively, it's recognised as a major emergency! My stepdaughters boyfriend incurred a case of gastro a few weeks back, and he got it that bad, he had to go into hospital. He told my stepdaughter he went to stand up, and just absolutely shat himself, completely and utterly, with runny excrement going everywhere. He was so embarrassed - but he said he essentially had no control over his bowels, they just emptied themselves without him even knowing it was coming on. I've no doubt the hospital staff have to deal with clean-up episodes like that, half a dozen times a day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 30, 2023 Author Share Posted March 30, 2023 Australian hospitals and other buildings are covered by Australian Standard 4083 (1997) and many are in the process of changing to those standards. Code Black: Personal threat Code Black Alpha: missing or abducted infant or child Code Black Beta: active shooter Code Black J: self-harm Code Blue: medical emergency Code Brown: external emergency (disaster, mass casualties etc.) Code CBR: chemical, biological or radiological contamination Code Orange: evacuation Code Purple: bomb threat Code Red: fire Code Yellow: internal emergency Code Grey: combative person without a weapon Source: Wikipedia. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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willedoo Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 Did you know.... the F-4 can fly with the outer wings folded. It's happened on more than one occasion, and one Navy Phantom even landed back on a carrier in that configuration. They don't call it the flying brick for nothing. It helps that the Phantom rolls via flaperons and spoilers located on the main inner wing sections. That plus the power of two J-79's. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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