facthunter Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Clean Phil wanted? No hope. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beejay Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH]48349._xfImport[/ATTACH] Not a real sign I guess....but still funny.[ATTACH]48350._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 [/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c722352 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 The Sharp edges sign [ATTACH]48351._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH]48352._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben87r Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 This is actually in my town .... [ATTACH]48353._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 More....[ATTACH]48355._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48354._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH]48356._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48357._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48358._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48359._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48360._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48361._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48362._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48363._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48364._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48365._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48366._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48367._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48368._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Taken in a hotel lift. If it's too subtle, think movie titles... [ATTACH]48369._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kununurra Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH]48370._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Drifter Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH]48371._xfImport[/ATTACH] I don't know what to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH=full]38620[/ATTACH] I don't know what to do Is there another street called "Both"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH=full]38620[/ATTACH] I don't know what to do You can only go "ONE WAY". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 [ATTACH]48372._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 I just love these posts, they must be a sign of the times. Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 sorry folks.........i've just had another "moment" ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 sorry folks.........i've just had another "moment" ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Ummmm what has that got to do with funny signs? It's not a joke thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 [ATTACH]48373._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 [ATTACH]48374._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cosmick Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 [ATTACH]48376._xfImport[/ATTACH] From a Pub in Bankok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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