Phil Perry Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 So the reason you write so much is to get the most out of your super deal on the net. What's the shower bit? You'll destroy your image. Nev No point bein Stinkin' rich, if you actually DO stink Nev. . . .? Not only this, but with as much surface area as I own, I need to spend a little more time ( and industrial strength long chain molecule shampoo in the power shower mate. . . .) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 No point bein Stinkin' rich, if you actually DO stink Nev. . . .? Not only this, but with as much surface area as I own, I need to spend a little more time ( and industrial strength long chain molecule shampoo in the power shower mate. . . .) So its you I can smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 So its you I can smell? NO. . .you bloody well CAN'T. . . thanks to the aforementioned long chain mollies in the industrial strength shampoo mate. . . . .although, as you will remember from your Met exam, the saturated adiabatic air in the bathroom is not overcome by the turbo extractor, and this morning, with an OAT of minus 3.5DegC,. . .the steam was unbelieveable,. . . I tripped in the fog and headbutted the towel rail. . .got to go to the hardware store early tomorrow and replace it befor the missus finds out. . .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Jeez your clumsy mate ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 Jeez your clumsy mate ! Have you tried navigating YOUR bathroom in IMC ? ? ? ? Bloody lucky it wasn't in jail this time. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 The way my hot water service is I am full IFR ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share Posted January 21, 2016 Jeez your clumsy mate ! Jeez mate. . .I WAS going to post the Cat Ass Trophy joke again,. . . . depicting the diffrence between "Your" and "You're",. . . .but I wont,. . .here is a depiction of why my cat is very intelligent now we are in winter in the UK. . . . . [ATTACH]48502._xfImport[/ATTACH] Erm,. . .SOD THAT. . .it's too bloody cold out there mate. . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Ive seen one of those power showers in the UK. Marvelous things, they need electricity to work and then they turn the water on and off. I asked my brother why yhey had such machines and he said you couldn't get a shower to work without them. Funny my shower works perfectly with tank of rainwater about 2 metres above the shower head. Typically Pommie. make something more difficult rather than stay with simpl design. Look what it did to their car industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Did you paws it to get that one? Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Did you paws it to get that one? Nev Gold !! Time to hang shit on Phil now he has finally gone to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Spell it $#!t. and it's not rude. Nev (Well it gets past the censor). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cscotthendry Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Jeez mate. . .I WAS going to post the Cat Ass Trophy joke again,. . . . depicting the diffrence between "Your" and "You're",. . . .but I wont,. . .here is a depiction of why my cat is very intelligent now we are in winter in the UK. . . . . [ATTACH=full]40892[/ATTACH] Erm,. . .SOD THAT. . .it's too bloody cold out there mate. . . . . Dogs come when they're called. Cats have answering services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Phil Perry Posted January 22, 2016 Author Share Posted January 22, 2016 Ive seen one of those power showers in the UK. Marvelous things, they need electricity to work and then they turn the water on and off. I asked my brother why yhey had such machines and he said you couldn't get a shower to work without them. Funny my shower works perfectly with tank of rainwater about 2 metres above the shower head.Typically Pommie. make something more difficult rather than stay with simpl design. Look what it did to their car industry. I think you'll find that out of the very few cars actually MADE in the UK in between all the 1970s /80s strikes, 90% of them fell to bits in less than a month irespective of the design ! ( Until Maggie Thatcher put an end to all that malarkey ) ( Now we make terrific Japanese / Korean cars, . . .and flog 'em to the French etc. . .! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Look out Phil is out of hibernation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 22, 2016 Author Share Posted January 22, 2016 G'Darvo folks. . . . This just in from America. . . [ATTACH]48519._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Sorry guys I had a long night and had to start early that morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Not a sign but still funny. [ATTACH]48520._xfImport[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]48521._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huppypuppy Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Dogs come when they're called. Cats have answering services. Dogs have owners - cats have staff! I should know - I have one of each..... the blasted cat's a terrorist and the dog ain't much bloody better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Yes Phil but they still make Vauxhalls and they are rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 A Vauxhall is only an Opel. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huppypuppy Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Yes Phil but they still make Vauxhalls and they are rubbish A Vauxhall is only an Opel. Nev Guys, guys, guys! Don't forget who owns Vauxhall and Opel (and also Holden!)....... gimme a tissue box if I had to choose one of these cars.... or, better still, gimme Shanks' Pony.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 You're welcome, 8km/hr, farting all the way and you have to find grass for it every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huppypuppy Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 You're welcome, 8km/hr, farting all the way and you have to find grass for it every night. PMSL! Gotta keep up - I can remember a bus we had when I was still a young whippersnapper at school..... a Mercedes-Benz OC1617. 16 tonnes GVM, 170hp and five gears - had to be a good day to get the rotten thing up to 100km/h - you could get it there but only if you had a tail-wind and were travelling downhill. But the bloody thing would be revving it's tits off at that speed as 5th was direct, not overdrive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 PMSL! Gotta keep up - I can remember a bus we had when I was still a young whippersnapper at school..... a Mercedes-Benz OC1617. 16 tonnes GVM, 170hp and five gears - had to be a good day to get the rotten thing up to 100km/h - you could get it there but only if you had a tail-wind and were travelling downhill. But the bloody thing would be revving it's tits off at that speed as 5th was direct, not overdrive They imported two similar truck models from Brazil also and burnt themselves out of the medium truck market. Very expensive mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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