Bikky Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 "Tutti frutti, oh Rudy" are the lyrics Little Richard was singing. What it means is anyone's guess! "Tutti Frutti, I wanna Rooty" I prefer your version Bruce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 [ATTACH]48642._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Some of the el-cheapos i've had from Dom***ino's tasted like cardboard. Maybe I ate the best bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I wish I bought the last Australasian Post I remember. The advertising poster was a picture of an unshaven guy wearing a yellow dress, with a wheat paddock background. The headline said " I want my penis back says sex-change shearer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 I wish I bought the last Australasian Post I remember. The advertising poster was a picture of an unshaven guy wearing a yellow dress, with a wheat paddock background. The headline said " I want my penis back says sex-change shearer" Shouldn't that be in the "new member" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 27, 2016 Author Share Posted November 27, 2016 Clean Phil wanted? No hope. Nev OI ! ! ! ! that was un called for ! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Pommy, or similar humor, get's me into strife frequently Phil, as I'm sure you'd understand:bash:. Just carry on un-de-turd mate! No sh*t intended, i'm sure. (now that's Aussie humor for you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 27, 2016 Author Share Posted November 27, 2016 Pommy, or similar humor, get's me into strife frequently Phil, as I'm sure you'd understand:bash:. Just carry on un-de-turd mate! Yes, I really DO need to try different grades of eggs to walk on lately. . . . We are a really depressed mob here in EU Altantic North sector,. . .the humour is usually somewhat darker than places where the sun shines more regularly mate. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 You must NOT lose your sense of humour, whatever else happens. Easier said than done. Don't let ME deter you Phil. Life wouldn't be the same without you. xxx (Kisses). Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 [ATTACH]48643._xfImport[/ATTACH] A somewhat useless sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Covers the colour blind situation. "This sign has sharp edges" is a useless sign. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I hadn't realised that the place where the sun doesn't shine is pommie land. I thought it was nether something, land or regions I am not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBob Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I hadn't realised that the place where the sun doesn't shine is pommie land. I thought it was nether something, land or regions I am not sure. That's "stick it where the sun doesn't shine"....mebbe Phil lost 'is stick??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Nah! he's too funny ha ha for that:thumb up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian1 Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 [ATTACH]48644._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 5, 2016 Author Share Posted December 5, 2016 I hadn't realised that the place where the sun doesn't shine is pommie land. I thought it was nether something, land or regions I am not sure. Yes it IS Yenn. . . . it is offficially located near the centre of England ( Meriden - Warwickshire ) very close to a village called WHITACRE. There's Over Whitacre, Lower Whitacre,. . .and finally. . .NETHER Whitacre. All available to check on Goggly Earth. In fact, one of my schoolteachers took our whole class for a 'Nature Ramble' around the area in 1960. . . Who Knew ? ? By the way,. . . .The SUN did NOT shine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 [ATTACH]48646._xfImport[/ATTACH] it was Wales. The shop wasn't what I expected.[ATTACH]48645._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Churchill only claimed it was a DEMI paradise. Never known for exaggerations like "Some chicken, Some neck", till later. I reckon without him, the UK would have been westdeutchsland long before the word existed in todays context. Mrs Simpson would have been queen and so on. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdseye Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 [ATTACH]47161[/ATTACH]They have funny placenames in England, or maybe[ATTACH=full]47161[/ATTACH] it was Wales. The shop wasn't what I expected. If it was Wales it would be something like "Dim Knocking Shoppio" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 [ATTACH]48647._xfImport[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted December 20, 2016 Author Share Posted December 20, 2016 Interestingly, my local roadside 'Butty Van' has a sign saying ' We Don't do FAST food. . . we do GOOD food, as FAST as we can ' ( I'll remind them of that the next time I get a toasted Bacon, Sausaage, egg and tomato sarnie using yesteday's bloody Re-heated snags. . . .) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DenisPC9 Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Taken in Beijing Jul16 about a block from Tienanmen Square. I dunno what it means but obvious a few Chinese do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boleropilot Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 When driving North out of Boonah (S E Qld) there is a huge sign that reads "God can cure hurting marriages - There's Hope!" Some of the local good old boys painted out the word God and replaced it with the word Sex. I still laugh every time I drive past that sign (even though it was fixed rather quickly). Funniest sign I ever saw was at a farm gate in NSW, around Christmas time - it was red and white, had a big arrow on it pointing down the driveway, and read: IN HERE YA FAT BAST*RD BP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boleropilot Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 remembered another two - my Drifter has a sticker on the dash that reads : SHOWOFFS DIE and - back in the good old days before political correctness - a sign on the fence at the entrance to the Lion Park south of Beenleigh (S E Qld): POMMIES ON PUSHBIKES ADMITTED FOR FREE BP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share Posted January 7, 2017 [ATTACH]48648._xfImport[/ATTACH] ( The Photoshopping is a bit mank, but the humour is there. . .) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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