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If you put a potato in the microwave and press Pizza, it's stilla potato when it's done. Same with sex change.

Magpie season soon.

Not 4.

There is no correlation whatsoever. Your parents deciding to dispose of your goods is no more related to your conscription than if I disposed of my sons goods because I lost my job when my employer went into liquidation. Totally unrelated. You have an unbelievable way of linking separate things together to suit your purpose.

That's not conscription's fault, that's your parents' decision.

Two more examples of the brilliance of closed captioning on the TV this morning: realising - rill icing stadium - stady yum

D is the answer. Add the option letter to the beginning of the word to create another word. eg A) Broad > Abroad. There is no word Desteem.

Correct.

Correct.

VACATIONiNG ABROAD

I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you guys didn't liike it.

Wine exercise.

We've all heard the news regarding child care centres and the Working With Children check. My complaint is that the coverage is spread so wide, it has become unmanagable. I am a volunteer at our Men's Shed. I don't do much because most of the guys don't need help with what I was accepted for - assistance with computers, internet, email accounts and digital photography. What do those two thoughts have to do with each other? As a volunteer, I am considered an employee of the company which runs the shed. In other operations of the company, three suburbs away, they have activities involving children. As an employee of the company, I am required to hold a Working With Children certificate and undergo police checks, even though the youngest person through our doors would be over 50. What a waste of admin and police effort.

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-health-walking-struggle-35775447?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1755864298

A postman goes out on his daily delivery round. He comes across a house with a pile of beer bottles and wine bottles near the door. Just then, the household comes out. The postie says, "Hi Bob, looks like you had a good night last night." Bob says, "It was a few nights ago, and I'm recovering." The postie says, "It must have been quite a turn." Bob says, "There were about a dozen couples here. We got so drunk, we ended up playing Who Am I." The postie says, "I'm not familiar with that game." Bob says, "The men all go into another room and get undressed. Then they come out covered by a sheet, with only their manhood showing through a hole in the sheet. The women have to guess who it is." The postie says, "It sounds pretty wild. Sorry I missed it." Bob says, " You'd better keep a low profile for a week or so. Your name was mentioned seven times."

A guy goes to the doctor. He says, "Those sleeping tablets you gave me are marvellous. I haven't felt so fresh and alive in years." The doctor said, "That's great. But don't take more than one a day." "Oh, I don't take them. I give them to my wife."