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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

I don't know if this is of any interest to you but this post was typed, if you'll pardon the expression, by voice communication using the Microsoft voice typing function. This is activated by holding down the Windows key and pressing H. A small drop down menu appears on the top. If you click on the. gear symbol, this gives you a couple of options to set such as automatic punctuation. Then press the microphone to start recording. Proof read the text, as you may need to make some corrections, but it could save a lot of typing.

The funeral of the inventer of Tupperware has been delayed. They can't find a lid that fits the coffin.

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Conservatives in America are saying the election of Pope Leo XIV is an anti-Trump as he is pro open borders. https://echonest.us/9028/

A married couple are travelling, and decide to check into a hotel. After they check into their room, the husband goes down to the bar for a drink. The wife is tired from travelling so decides to take a nap. She lays on the bed and is about to doze off when an elevated train rattles past and shakes the room so violently she is thrown off the bed. She picks herself up, sits on the bed for a while, then decides to have another try to get some sleep. She is laying there for about five minutes when another train rattles past. Again she gets thrown to the floor.This time she decides to call the manager. He decides to go up to the room and check this complaint out. He walks into the room and asks the woman to describe what happened.She tells him, and he says, "I find that a bit hard to believe." She says, "Well you lay down and see for yourself." So the manager lays down on the bed. Just then, the husband comes in, sees the manager laying on the bed beside his wife. He exclaims. "What on earth are you doing here?" The manager says, "Would you believe, I'm waiting for a train?"

Maybe this will help. It's a three letter word which precedes the capitalised words.

Click on it to open, click again to enlarge, if you're using a laptop. If you're using a phone you probably can't read most things on it.

Look at this area down the road less than 1 Km from me. One what appears to be not much more than 6 houseblocks, compared to the two on the left, they have just buily 16 dwellings. More like town houses than homes, but it's squeezing more in. And get the name- Serenity Court - fat chance. And then there the squeezing of two or three residences onto one large building block Slums of the future?

Some ironic photos.

I don't know about the Martian children, but he says he wants to father 5,000 children. 5 million, 50 mliion, 500 million - it's not going to affect me. Even 50 years won't affect me.Maybe 5 years might.

It has been confirmed that Bandt has lost his seat. And Zoe Daniel, TEALs, in Goldstein danced too early. She lost to Tim Wilson, Liberal. He held the seat from 2018 to 2021 when he lost it to Daniel, but won it back on postal votes.

No-one guessed the answer to this 1% question, so the 100,000 pounds went uncollected. 30 seconds to work it out.

On top of his other distractions with DOGE and Tesla, Elon is desparate to get to Mars and start developing civilisation on that planet. He says it is essential to provide a lifeline for humanity. He says we need a self sustaining civilisation on Mars which can operate without supply ships from Earth. NASA says the Sun is running out of fuel and it will start to expand to be a red star. This will involve consuming Mercury, Venus and Earth. This process is expected to start in 5 million years. He is building a city called Starbase at his Texas launch site to house the staff from his factories and facilities.

I have to register a historical change. I received my home insurance renewal advice today. The annual premium actually dropped by $18.45. Whoo Hoo.