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Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?' 'It is!' 'This is the IRS. Can you help us?' 'I can!' 'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?' 'I do!' 'Is he a member of your congregation?' 'He is!' 'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?' 'He will.'
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An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile.. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.' 'That's not senility,' replied the doctor. 'Senility is when you forget to zip down..'
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I received a text this morning advising that flu shots for five year olds were now available. I will be 80 later this year, my youngest is 44, and I have no grandkids. Please explain. Note- not generic, addressed to my first name.
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I'm sure my computer is possessed. I type a post, proof read it and send it. Then I notice that the odd letter has been duplicated, or omitted. I edit the post and correct it, post the edit, then find another error.
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My father once told me to put a potato in my swimmers to attract more women. He forgot to say put it in the front.
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Do you know what this sign m eans? It means there is a pit for emptying your caravan/camper sewage in the direction indicated.
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Almost correct. The question says five-letter word, which is berry. In a room, there are 7 billiard players and 10 darts players. However, 50% of the darts players also play billiards. What is the minimum number of people in the room?
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I can't copy the one's with graphics like the arrows. I got that one in the last couple of seconds. Nearly missed the black one. If you watched, leave these ones for those who didn't. What five-letter word can be added to each of these options to create single-word foods? BLACK GOOSE STRAW BLUE
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An elderly lady arrived home from church to find a thief in her house. She shouted at the top of her voice "ACTS 2:38", the verse that says "Repent and be baptised." The thief froze, and remained till the police arrived to arrest him. As the officer was walking him to the patrol car, he asked "Why did you freeze when she called out the scripture"? The thief said, "Scripture? I thought she said she had an axe and two .38's"
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Yep, right second go. If Tony Abbott and Lindsay Lohan are TALL and Natalie Imbruglia and Chris Evans are NICE, then what are Barack Obama and Laura Dern?
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Try again.
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That was a schoolboy joke when I was in primary school, also told by Alice on Vicar of Dibley.
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As Nev suggested, Detroit.
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The questions don't necessarily have to make sense, they just contain clues to answer the question. Yes, the answer is a. There is no month 34. Michael was born on Christmas Day in 2000. How old was he when he proposed to his girlfriend, Laura, on Valentine’s Day in 2022?
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Australian time traveller, Hank, is programming his first time travel journey. The destination date is entered in the format DDMMYYYY. Which of these entries would cause a malfunction? a. 12341934 b. 13122914 c. 20122012 d. 11112000
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Read octaves answer above. It's a 1969 Holden Hurricane prototype.
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Beryl Young.
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Now you've got to buy CD/DVD drives as a USB accessory.
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Was nice and sunny this morning. Bloody raining again now, though. Forecast cold and miserable for the rest of the week
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Where did I put my level?
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This is a photo of an early IBM 5Mb hard drive being loaded onto an aircraft. That's right...5 megabytes.
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No Koala stamp - you missed the other two....wae a welk known... was a well known....
