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There's a star man, waiting in the sky - David Bowie song.

He is so obsessed with Biden. From his White House speach to the press - "I'm the most transparent president that has ever been. Ask Biden 20 questions and you get no answer. When I'm gone, you will all be out of a job."

I asked my daughter what she thought of my hearing. She said, "You're an eight on a scale of ten." Why would I want to urinate on a skeleton?

Here's how the 10 or so posts commenced. Note: they have beeen deleted. Hello Dear . How are you doing today? I would love us to be good friends ,

Get a load of these: https://au.pinterest.com/pin/882705595714060349/

I flagged them as a spammer, blocked their login and deleted all their posts 25 min after you reported the occurrance. At least 10 identical posts on that many forums. Like a few emails I have received and PM's on Facebook from women who spam any link they can get hold of. Have been reported as asking for money. One over 70yo guy got taken for over $300,000 according to the news a couple of weeks ago.

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Thank you, Prof. OME.

You were right the first time. Donut - u = Don't

My mama told me You better shop around Lyrics to the song Shop Arouond by Smoky Robinson and the Miracles.

Some guys formed a band they called 999 megabytes. Still haven't got a gig.

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Five. One to mix the dough, four to peel the Smarties.

D Luck F D Draw The luck of the draw.

I often complain about closed captions, and they have screwed up again, partly because of the English language. I just watched the end of the Essendon - Gold Coast Suns match, in which my son's team, Essendon, won their first match of the season at home, by 3 poiints. In the afermatch interview, every time they used the word "how", the captions showed the name "Howe". If my son had any hair, he has shaved his head for years, he would have none left now. They were 28 points up at one stage, but the lead swapped 4 times in the last 10 minutes. That's an exciting game, not like this 1-0 bullshit after 100 minutes.

The way she's running down Auastralia while in England, she should stay there.

They just keep comming. Aussie actor Terry Donovan, and father of Jason, has passed away.

Where/what is Melnoiurne?

Sir Garfield Sobers, widely regarded as the greatest all-rounder in cricket history, passed away on July 17, 2026, at the age of 89. He Played for Barbados.

‘She’s the future’: Pauline Hanson names daughter Lee as potential successor to One Nation leadership. https://www.news.com.au/national/shes-the-future-pauline-hanson-names-daughter-lee-as-potential-successor-to-one-nation-leadership/news-story/7893a677a8b11b03b1561f575cfb7200?utm_source=News.com.au&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=EditorialSB&utm_content=SocialBakers

My friend Tony told me not to say his name backwards. I said, "Y not?"

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Can you guess (or do you know) who this person is?