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  1. Here is a compilation of a few Logan Lisle video clips. He is the first guy you see. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1017278616725192
  2. There are quite a few FB posters who create/post these pun/Dad joke memes and jokes. I just thought I'd share them with you guys. One such is a guy called Logan Lyle, who post 90 sec clips of guys sitting on a dock drinking coffee and telling these pun jokes.
  3. The hate is growing.
  4. In addition to Jerry's link, read this link which contains the letter from the Nationals. https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/politics/leaked-letter-reveals-nationals-threatened-liberals-with-coalition-split-over-senator-jacinta-nampijinpa-prices-defection/news-story/1f1c6e8d8c4e9c04e2f0f1eff1d356cd
  5. It appears that the split in the Coalition started before the election when Jacinta Price defected from the Nats to Liberals. This left the Nats with less than 5 senators, and therefore they did not qualify as a party, losing a lot of perks. A letter was sent to try and find a solution without success.
  6. Freudian slip Actually, Alt + Shift + T inserts the time in a Word document. Alt + Shift + D inserts the date.
  7. red750

    Quickies part 2

    I got a text from my brother to say he saw a report that the Donald Trump library had burnt down, and both books had been destroyed. In an unfortunate twist, Donald had not finished colouring in the second one.
  8. Former tennis star Jelena Dokic's father and former coach, Damir Dokic, has died on May 16.
  9. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14733609/trump-defends-joe-biden-treason-immigration.html?ito=social-facebook
  10. red750

    Quickies part 2

    A couple having marital problems went to see their pastor. He said "You'll have to get a divorce and split eveything equally." The wife said, "The $4,000 I've skrimped to save?" :Yes," said the pastor "$2,000 each." "What about the furniture I bought?" asked the wife. "You'll have to share that equally, too." said the pastor. "What about our 3 children, how do we split them between us?" The pastor thought for s couple of minutes, then said, "Keep living together until you have a fourth child, then you get two each." The wife said. "That would never work. We wouldn't have these three if I had relied on him."|
  11. red750

    Quickies part 2

    The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has a limit.
  12. If you are using Windows, Onedrive is activated automatically by default. It's opt out, not opt in. They won't ask if you wamt it. Read the articles to see how you are being duped.
  13. Totally brainwashed - or braindead.
  14. One of the problems with Windows 11, and to some extent Windows 10, is the way you are conned into using Onedrive, or the cloud, for saving your files. It is fully explained in this article, along with instructions to disconnect and disable Onedrive. https://aardwolfsecurity.com/how-to-disable-onedrive-in-windows/ https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/details/windows10debloater_103z.html
  15. red750

    Quickies part 2

    Julie Andrews Turning 89 - this is hysterical! To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used: (Sing It!) - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!! ) Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favorite things. Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin', Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', And we won't mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad
  16. Trump went looking when Boeing couldn't deliver till 2027. https://au.yahoo.com/news/qatar-gift-400m-jet-wasn-031429616.html
  17. In the 1960's I was a teller with the Commercial Bank of Australia Ltd. At one branch I was posted to, one of the customers was a licenced grocery store. One Christmas they gave me a bottle of Cutty Sark whiskey. It sat in a cupboard for about 5 years until finally I gave it to my brother in law as a Christmas gift.
  18. George Wendt, who played Norm Peterson in Cheers has passed away on 20 May 25. It is understood he died in his sleep at home. He was 76.
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