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Guess who's in the Middle East with Trump. It isn't Melania.

One Sunday morning, a little boy arrived late to Sunday school. His teacher, noticing his rare tardiness, asked gently, “Is everything okay?” “Yes, ma’am,” the boy replied. “I was going to go fishing, but my dad said I needed to come to church instead.” Impressed by the boy’s dedication, the teacher smiled and asked, “Did your father explain why going to church was more important than fishing?” The boy nodded sincerely. “Yes, ma’am. He said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”

I went to an antique auction yesterday. Three people bid on me.

A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English. Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests. The Hotel: This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self. The Restaurant: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you. Your Room: Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts. Bed: Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers. Above All: When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.

What would the Republicans have screamed if it was Biden?

CNN has reported that the Qatari leader who has gifted Trumper with a luxuriuos Boeing 747 is the person who backed the 9/11 attackers and facilitated the escape of the lead terrorist. Perhaps the plane is either bugged for spying or preset to blow up.

Probably something minor, but my daughteer highlighted that the Liberal member who announced the election result (I've forgottten her name) did announce Susssan's win as Sussan LAY, not Lee. It is spelt LEY, but media continues to call her LEE.

Americans are the worst. Mixing pronoun genders (the woman asked his husband..) and all their own words y'all. Spacey, nowadays is the correct word and spelling according to the dictionary. The meaning is "in the present time". Nowdays is misspelling.

This little gem popped up on FB today.

This ad appeared in a comic book dated 1963.

Correct. The others form words - Driver Dropper Dribbly Drepsom is not a word.

With the constant stories of housing shortage, one thing amazes me, I've lived in my house here in Vermont since late 1978, About a kilometer around the road, there's a two storey house which appears to have been empty the entire time I've been here. I have never seen any indication of anyone living there. The grass gets cut occasionally but other than that, the windows and the gateway are boarded or fenced up. There are a couple of photographs below.

It's spelt with a J, not a Y, and she'e turning 69.

Sussan Ley first female leader of LNP.

You been on Facebook again?

Correct.