rgmwa Posted February 5 Posted February 5 Took me a while to work it out but I got there despite my relative youth. 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted February 5 Posted February 5 I only heard it for the first time in 2018. I led a sheltered life. 1 1
nomadpete Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Unbelievable! America failed to win gold for shooting, at the Olympics! (Well, it wasn't held in a school) 3 1
pmccarthy Posted February 14 Posted February 14 52 minutes ago, nomadpete said: Unbelievable! America failed to win gold for shooting, at the Olympics! (Well, it wasn't held in a school) There's an idea for a new Olympic sport! School shootings with an assault rifle. The Americans would romp it in. 1
facthunter Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Trump would WIN a "shooting your Mouth off" Contes,t hands down. Nev 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Yeah, but he'd not be allowed to compete while suffering football in mouth disease 1 1
Popular Post red750 Posted February 18 Author Popular Post Posted February 18 The Pope and Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans toward Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!" Trump says, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!" So the Pope slaps him. 1 6
red750 Posted 18 hours ago Author Posted 18 hours ago What is Swedish for "speed hump"? Fart hinder. Fart is Swedish for speed.
onetrack Posted 18 hours ago Posted 18 hours ago I always keep control of any fart. To do otherwise is dangerous, and can be embarrassing.
facthunter Posted 18 hours ago Posted 18 hours ago You need a snappy sphincter. If it's someone else say "Pardon Me" and you may be rewarded. Nev 1
onetrack Posted 14 hours ago Posted 14 hours ago Yes, the poor old dog gets blamed for everything. But when a dog farts, it leaves any human farts for dead.
nomadpete Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago (edited) Our dog used to glare at me and roll his eyes when I farted. I think he learnt that from my wife. Life is so unfair sometimes. Edited 1 hour ago by nomadpete
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