Quickies part 2

[rgmwa]

Took me a while to work it out but I got there despite my relative youth.

[Jerry_Atrick]

I only heard it for the first time in 2018. 

 

I led a sheltered life. 

[facthunter]

ME 2. Nev

[nomadpete]

Unbelievable!

 

America failed to win gold for shooting, at the Olympics!

 

 

(Well, it wasn't held in a school)

[Marty_d]

Edgy but still good!

[pmccarthy]

52 minutes ago, nomadpete said:

Unbelievable!

 

America failed to win gold for shooting, at the Olympics!

 

 

(Well, it wasn't held in a school)

There's an idea for a new Olympic sport! School shootings with an assault rifle. The Americans would romp it in.

[Litespeed]

Too soon?

 

Nah

[facthunter]

Trump would WIN a "shooting your Mouth off" Contes,t hands  down. Nev

[Jerry_Atrick]

Yeah, but he'd not be allowed to compete while suffering football in mouth disease 

[red750]

The Pope and Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

 

The Pope leans toward Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

 

Trump says, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

 

So the Pope slaps him.