Silly Picture Thread.

[nomadpete]

1 hour ago, facthunter said:

Chop sticks are Not Much chop. Nev

But a steak knife is....

 

(I'll get my hat)

[facthunter]

Smashed Potato was invented for Eating PEAS.  Nev

[nomadpete]

2 minutes ago, facthunter said:

Smashed Potato was invented for Eating PEAS.  Nev

Not for me-

 

I eat my peas with honey...

I've done it all my life...

It makes the peas taste funny...

But it keep them on my knife.

[red750]

[facthunter]

That's just not Wright, but sometimes you do spend a lot of time on the ground. Nev

[red750]

[Marty_d]

That seems like a cock-and-bulldog story to me...

[facthunter]

It's got whiskers on it. Nev

[red750]

 

 

How can you tell this image is not real?

 

 

[old man emu]

Derr! Too easy. The centrelines are not white.

[red750]

Nope.

 

[rgmwa]

It's so well done you can't tell.

[red750]

No .........   there are no potholes in the road.

[onetrack]

You can tell the image isn't real, because the road warning sign doesn't show a kangaroo, emu or camel. In fact, it looks like a pterodactyl warning sign.

[Jerry_Atrick]

It's an image, so by definition, it is a real image... 

 

Just not everything in the image is real.

 

Edited 18 hours ago by Jerry_Atrick

[Admin]

I've got it, it was a bit hard to work it out and it took me a while but I finally figured it out. The line in the middle of the road is continious saying you can't overtake but it is obvious and clear enough that you can...Phew, that was a hard one

[red750]

The joke was that there are no potholes.

[old man emu]

Ian doesn't drive on country highways very much. Long stretches of no overtaking on straight roads are common.

[facthunter]

The PIG has only ONE wing.  No overtaking is double unbroken lines.  Nev

[Marty_d]

You can't overtake if the unbroken line is on your side of the road too.

[red750]

When driving along the road and the double white lines where the nearest line is broken, rule 128 of the Highway Code says you may cross the lines to overtake when it is safe to do so and you can complete the manoeuvre before reaching a solid white line on your side.

If the road has double white lines where the nearest line is solid, rule 129 of the Highway Code says you must not cross or straddle these lines unless it is safe and you need to enter a property on the side of the road or a side road.

 

When the broken white line is closest  to you, you may turn over it to enter a property or service station. You may not turn over an unbroken line.

 

It is permissible to cross an unbroken line to bypass a hazard such as a fallen tree or accident, PROVIDED it is safe to do so. You MAY NOT cross an unbroken line to overtake slower traffic.

 

[Admin]

Ok, I got one for you, please explain this one

[facthunter]

Would that be in Queensland? They have that extra bit of space int he middle of 2 way roads sometimes. The just haven't got rid of the old centreline.  Nev

[Admin]

16 minutes ago, facthunter said:

Would that be in Queensland? They have that extra bit of space int he middle of 2 way roads sometimes. The just haven't got rid of the old centreline.  Nev

Nope but good guess as I know what you mean...it is in Victoria

[red750]

Don't know the story of the lines, but it looks like Lakeside Drive Albert Park, The F1 circuit.