onetrack Posted March 8 Posted March 8 At least he'll never be short of a pin. But I think he might be short of a few 'roos in the top paddock. 1
Popular Post onetrack Posted March 8 Popular Post Posted March 8 We need more chuckles, the news is all too much gloom and worry today .... 5
facthunter Posted March 8 Posted March 8 How does HE shave? I wouldn't like to rub him up the Wrong way. Nev 1
Litespeed Posted March 9 Posted March 9 No Nev, That would be greek. We are not that hairy. Beware the Roman Empire is strong. 1
Marty_d Posted March 9 Posted March 9 The ancient Greeks invented everything, even sex. But it took the Italians to think of involving women. 1 3
facthunter Posted March 9 Posted March 9 How do you separate the Men from the Boys in Greece? With great difficulty. Nev 1 2
Jerry_Atrick Posted March 10 Posted March 10 Given I had to top up my heating oil tank and the price quoted doubled from the last fill about 6 weeks ago, if I didn't laugh, I would have to cry. In fact I am thinking of cancelling the order... As I canrun the hot water on electricity. 1 1
nomadpete Posted March 11 Posted March 11 On 10/03/2026 at 9:26 PM, Jerry_Atrick said: Given I had to top up my heating oil I topped up my heating today..... The sun came out, so my heat pump runs for..... Free! 🙂 3 1
nomadpete Posted March 12 Posted March 12 When Australians discovered that refrigeration compressors make better home heaters than oil burners. Maybe 20 years back? 1
facthunter Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Why would you HAVE to remove the Burqa in any case.? Must be fun having sex with people who don't want to. 70 Virgins is a sick idea for enticing you to the afterlife. Its all BS. Nev 1
Marty_d Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Yep. A few hot, enthusiastic and very experienced lasses would be far better than 70 virgins. Mind you they must've been very naughty in life to end up with that duty. 1
facthunter Posted March 12 Posted March 12 I wonder how Ugly you would have to be to stay a Virgin.? Nev 1
old man emu Posted March 12 Posted March 12 21 minutes ago, facthunter said: I wonder how Ugly you would have to be to stay a Virgin.? Nev, was that 'you' refer to anyone in particular, or is it the indeterminate 'you'? 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted March 12 Posted March 12 (edited) I'll drink to that, except that drinks fizzy beer can give you gas Edited March 12 by Jerry_Atrick 1
facthunter Posted March 12 Posted March 12 Then you get Farter on a Pint but you will have a Leak often. Nev 1
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