Silly Picture Thread.

[nomadpete]

1 hour ago, facthunter said:

Chop sticks are Not Much chop. Nev

But a steak knife is....

 

(I'll get my hat)

[facthunter]

Smashed Potato was invented for Eating PEAS.  Nev

[nomadpete]

2 minutes ago, facthunter said:

Smashed Potato was invented for Eating PEAS.  Nev

Not for me-

 

I eat my peas with honey...

I've done it all my life...

It makes the peas taste funny...

But it keep them on my knife.

[red750]

[facthunter]

That's just not Wright, but sometimes you do spend a lot of time on the ground. Nev

[red750]

[Marty_d]

That seems like a cock-and-bulldog story to me...

[facthunter]

It's got whiskers on it. Nev

[red750]

 

 

How can you tell this image is not real?

 

 

[old man emu]

Derr! Too easy. The centrelines are not white.

[red750]

Nope.

 

[rgmwa]

It's so well done you can't tell.

[red750]

No .........   there are no potholes in the road.

[onetrack]

You can tell the image isn't real, because the road warning sign doesn't show a kangaroo, emu or camel. In fact, it looks like a pterodactyl warning sign.

[Jerry_Atrick]

It's an image, so by definition, it is a real image... 

 

Just not everything in the image is real.

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Jerry_Atrick

[Admin]

I've got it, it was a bit hard to work it out and it took me a while but I finally figured it out. The line in the middle of the road is continious saying you can't overtake but it is obvious and clear enough that you can...Phew, that was a hard one

[red750]

The joke was that there are no potholes.

[old man emu]

Ian doesn't drive on country highways very much. Long stretches of no overtaking on straight roads are common.

[facthunter]

The PIG has only ONE wing.  No overtaking is double unbroken lines.  Nev