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  1. I had to go out to special vet in Bayswater a couple of days ago. Noticed a service station with a lot of panels on the roof. Checked Google Satellite view - counted 80 panels.

     

    And look at these factories in Bayswater.

     

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  2. Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60

     

    And heading towards 70 or beyond!

     

     

     

    1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

     

     

     

    2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

     

     

     

    3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

     

     

     

    4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?'

     

     

     

    5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

     

     

     

    6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

     

     

     

    7. Things you buy now will never wear out.

     

     

     

    8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

     

     

     

    9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

     

     

     

    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

     

     

     

    11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

     

     

     

    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks

     

    into the room.

     

     

     

    13. You sing along with elevator music.

     

     

     

    14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

     

     

     

    15 Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

     

     

     

    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

     

     

     

    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends , because they can't remember them either.

     

     

     

    18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

     

     

     

    19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

     

     

     

    Forward this to everyone you can remember

     

    Right now!

     

    AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

     

     

     

    Never, NEVER, NEVER ,

     

    Under any circumstances,

     

    Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on

     

    The same night!

     

     

  3. Further to the discussion of hot cross buns, a segment on Sunrise this morning showed a female truckie with a breath testing machine. She blew into the machine and showed it registered 0.000. Then she took one bite of a hot cross bun, ate it, blew the test again, and registered 0.018. So don't eat hot cross buns then drive!

     

     

  4. I was in the supermarket with my daughter last night, and she pointed out that they now have hot cross bun flavoured ice cream - I kid you not.

     

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  5. Channel 10's Shawrk Tank judge/investor Steve Baxter was scammed in a fake ad for Bitcoin Trader.

     

    The advertisement claims judges Glen Richards and Baxter engaged in a “bidding war” over online Bitcoin trading and purchasing business Bitcoin Trader, with a fake deal for $2.5 million for 20% of the company outlined. Boost Juice founder Janine Allis was also roped into the scam, with the fake article claiming the shark bought $250 worth of Bitcoin during the pitch, before seeing it increase in value $73 just three minutes later.

     

    The fake article also included a number of illegitimate quotes attributed to the sharks and various supposed Bitcoin Trader users.

     

    This isn’t the first time Baxter has been impersonated in a scam online; earlier this year, he shared a LinkedIn post when a number of similar fake articles popped up online claiming Baxter was promoting a scheme for “getting rich quick from binary options”. Baxter expressed his outrage at being targeted in such a way, labelling those who execute such scams as “one evolutionary stage below pond scum”.

     

    “It’s not just me; almost anybody with a high public profile gets caught in these scams and closing them down is like playing whack-a-mole — the buggers always pop up elsewhere (I have found out it sort of goes with the territory),” Baxter said presciently

     

     

  6. Well, maybe 2019 will be a better year than 2015/16/17/18. We received a phone call from the vet this afternoon. We had paid $230 for an additional pathology test to be done. It turns out that Bella has a rather rare form of lymphoma. Instead of the normal T-cell version, hers is low grade B-cell, and instead of affecting her whole lymphatic system, this version may be limited to the one node. So there is a chance, only a chance, that they may have got it all, and she may have a more normal lifespan. She has been placed on steroid tablets for a few weeks, rather than chemo which was quoted at approximately $10,000. We have to check her for lumps on the nodes daily, and have regular checkups with the vet.

     

     

  7. Doesn't look too bad on GEM here in Melbourne, Willie, but I'm no expert.

     

    My son is off to Hobart next Saturday to be linesman at the Hobart International, then back to Melbourne Tuesday night to start his 17th Oz Open. Hate the black uniforms - what a colour to choose for Melbourne's hot January days.

     

     

  8. Thank you for your touching and informative post, Geoff. Give Koby a pat and scratch behind the ear for me.

     

    As you say, "if you have the means". Unfortunately I don't. I've even had to put my own heart medication on the slate because I didn't have the cash to pay for it. It breaks my heart and reduces me to tears to hear Bella cry. I'm sure she knows what's happening and that she doesn't have much time with us. She is happy sitting on the couch with me stroking and petting her, or sleeping by my wife's feet, but cries when put to bed in the laundry with our other dog Roxy, where she has slept since we got her as a puppy. I think Roxy knows what is going on as well.Dogs have a sixth sense about these things.

     

     

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