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  1. a. She obviously was not concerned being seen like that.

     

    b. I was sitting outside the self checkout area  of Woolies, about 15 metres away. I had my iPhone in hand and thought, this is too rare to miss. It has been cropped and enlarged.

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  2. The woman decided to divorce her husband and hired a lawyer who specialized in divorces. The lawyer asked her: "So, what are your reasons for wanting to end the marriage?"


    She replied: "We're just too compatible."

     

    The lawyer looked confused. "Don't you mean 'incompatible'?"

     

    She shook her head. "No, I mean compatible. I love going to the cinema, and he's a huge film buff too. I'm crazy about Indian food, and he loves a good curry. We both enjoy hiking and being in nature. We even have the same views on politics and religion..."

     

    The lawyer leaned forward, putting down his pen. "I have to be honest, that sounds like most people's idea of a perfect partnership."

     

    "I know," the woman said with a sigh. "But you see, above all else, we both love men."

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  3. Referring to Trumper playing golf instead of attending Charlie's vigil, I unfortunately missed my best mates funeral, because I spent a fortnight during which it was held, only leaving the house for doctors appointments, blood test and Xrays, and my daughter had to drive me. I have spoken to his widow on the phone to apologise, and wrote a tribute which was read out at the service, and published on the tributes page on the funeral company's website.

     

    I did watch the service streamed on the website.

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  4. There are petitions in a number of states for the introduction of the Castle Principle, or Castle Law, into Australia. 

     

    Here is a definition of the Castle Principle:  https://constitutionwatch.com.au/does-australia-have-a-castle-doctrine/

     

    If a gang with machetes or guns breaks into your home (castle) prepared to cause you grievous harm or death in order to rob you, then you should be free to defend yourself without legal recrimination. As Jerry said, you can't kill someone for pinching a pot plant off your porch. (Paraphrasing)

     

     

     

     

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  5. The justice system in this country is not just a joke, it is busted. Did you see Spotlight last night?

     

     A grandfather from, I think, Temora, has been paying a family in Manilla to do unspeakable things to a 6 year old girl and sending him films. The family have been arrested and their phone confiscated with 350 Australian contacts detailed.  

     

    The grandfather was arrested and charged, but released on suspended sentence.

     

    He lives close to a primary school.

     

    Of the 350 contacts with names and phone numbers, only about 15 have been followed up.

     

    Bloody disgraceful

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  6. A 5-year-old girl went to visit her grandma one day. While she played with her dolls, Grandma was dusting the furniture.


    At one point, the little girl looked up and asked:
    “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”


    Grandma smiled and said:
    “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I sit in my room and watch it all day. The TV evangelists keep me company and lift my spirits. The comedies make me laugh. I’m perfectly happy with my TV, it's my boyfriend.”


    Just then, the picture went fuzzy. Grandma began adjusting the knobs and thumping the back of the TV in frustration, trying to fix it.


    At that moment, the doorbell rang. The little girl ran to answer it.


    Standing there was Grandma’s minister.


    “Hello, young lady. Is your grandma home?”


    The little girl replied:
    “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.” 😬


    The minister fainted.

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