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  1. How does this man surround himself with the biggest bunch of idiots ever seen? Steven Mnuchin is the Treasury Secretary one of the most powerful positions in Washington. He was an investment banker.

     

    He was facing a Congressional Committee enquiry. He complained that he had been kept longer than any other witness, and produced a previously prepared list. He said he was going to be late for his next appointment.

     

    The chairman of the enquiry, Maxine Waters, said he was free to leave.

     

    Mnuchin: Could you please clarify that?

     

    Waters: You can leave any time you like.

     

    Mnuchin: What are you saying?

     

    Waters: If you wish to leave, you may.

     

    Mnuchin: You want me to stay here?

     

    Waters: No. I said you could leave.

     

    Mnuchin: You didn't dismiss everybody and bang the gravel.

     

    No, I didn't misspell it, he actually said Gravel when he meant gavel.

     

    What hope is there?

     

     

  2. Pardon my ignorance, but how many utes access their spare by lifting the tray floor. If you are on your own on a country road, with,say, a cement mixer or an engine in the back, how do you unload and load it yourself? I guess if you are carrying that sort of stuff, you could put the spare in the front trunk and the jack etc in the tunnel behind the rear seat.

     

     

  3. The Ex-Wife

     

    One evening, after the honeymoon, Tom was working on his motorcycle in the garage.

     

    His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.

     

    After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending so

     

    much of your time out here in your garage.

     

    You probably should also consider selling your Harley and all your welding equipment along with your gun collection, your fishing gear, the boat and all those stupid model airplanes, plus dump that vintage hot rod sports car and your home brewing equipment."

     

    Tom got a horrified look on his face. She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

     

    He replied, "For a minute there, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife!"

     

    " ex-wife!?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

     

    Tom replied, "I wasn't."

     

     

  4. Guy goes into an office with a sheet of paper in his hand. He walks up to a man sitting next to a shredder. He asks, "How do you use this thing? I want it done correctly." The man at the desk say, "Place it in the slot at the top and push the button." The guy does as instructed, then asks, "Where do the copies come out?"

     

     

  5. A range of all-electric vehicles is now being built in Brisbane. The range includes a small delivery van, a utility, with a city car due by the end of the year. The delivery van, called the Ace Cargo, will go on display at the Sydney Smart Energy Expo tomorrow, April 2. The utility has the quirky name of the Ace Yewt. The city car, the Ace Urban, is similar in size to the Daimler Smart Car.

     

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    Here is a link to their home page.

     

    Ace Electric Vehicles

     

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  6. Sheeet how in the hell did get room to pass it some one see your indercator or were you driving a tank Neil

    I have no idea what you are on about, Neil - as usual.

     

     

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