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    Quickies part 2

    in Funnies

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    Judy married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died.
    She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.
    Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
    Judy remarried again, and this time, she and John had 5 more children, Judy finally dies, after having 25 children.
    Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
    He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said:
    “Lord, they are finally together.”
    Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend,
    “Margaret, do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
    Margaret replied:
    “I think he means her legs, Ethel.”

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    2022 Victorian State Election

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    Now they are saying that most of Andrews election promises won't even be commenced within the next four years. And some won't be completed for 30 to 40 years. So far out they can't even give a guestimate of the final cost. Don't hold your breath.

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