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I know, spacey, but they don't place those around shopping centres for us oldies. Lucky to have anything to sit on.

That's probably why bank staff ceased being armed (other than escort guards) many years ago. No, I was never threatened, therefore never had to respond.

While CASA and BHP are acronyms, they substitute as names, and probably don't require either "a" or "an". We don't say a Robert, or  an Robert.

Back in the day - mid 1960's - I was an agency officer with the old Commercial Bank of Australia Ltd. Another officer and I would take cash and documents from the main branch to a small agency in a nearby suburb too small for a full branch, where we provided over the counter banking services for two or three hours per day, before returning to the main branch. In those days, bank staff were armed, and we took a couple of Browning automatics to protect the cash.

This must have taken ages to set up.

Watch this.

43 minutes ago, onetrack said:

I don't support the death penalty,

I feel that if someone commits a heinous crime such as bashing an elderly person to death, and there is irrefutable proof (DNA etc.) of a persons guilt, they have surrender the right to live. Why should the taxpayer spend hundreds of thousands, if not millions, keeping these peices of shyte alive? 

My late wife had a gun pointed at her when she wa a relief teller in the bank. Affected her for the rest of her life.

Working with doctor and dietician, and exercisig. It's the exercising puffing me out, which is why I take regular breathers.

I have two gripes today. One many people will agree with, the other a more pesonal irritation.

Centrelink.

Why is it so difficult to get any action from Centrelink. Don't bother trying to ring them. You will be on hold from 3/4 to 1.5 hours, until the call eventually drops out. My daughter has to report her earnings each week, and I can't tell you how many hours she has spent hanging on the end of a call. This has been complicated by Centrelink changing their reporting day to Wednesday, when she gets paid on Thursday. Also, a mate from the Men's Shed applied for renewal of Low Income cards for he and his wife. He mailed the paperwork for both together. No response for 6 weeks. He contacted them and was told they had not received the paperwork. He took copies to the Centrelink office personally and handed it over the counter. Another few weeks and his card turned up, but not his wifes. When he contacted them they said they didn't have the paperwork. He told them he had delivered it to their office. They looked around and found it. Took another three weeks for the card to turn up.

Lounge chairs and settees.

I find these are all about 15 cm too low. My chair at home has two extra cushions in it, and it is still difficult to get out of. I was walking in a shopping centre today, and got a bit puffed. There were very inviting armchair placed out for shoppers to use. I sat down for a few minutes to regain my breath, and almost couldn't get up.

I have a good DSLR camera, but it's quite a while since I've used it. A bit bulky to carry around all the time.  I like the camera in my iPhone 6 and use it daily. Email my photos to myself, download them into a folder called iPhone Pics, and edit them from there. It's a bit annoying sometimes when you try to take a photo and it rapid shoots half a dozen or so.

I was surprised today when I was in J.B. Hi Fi, to see that you can still buy a Kodak Film Camera.

Look at the number plates...

RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Pick & Pay.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfil.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Pick & Pay.

Dear Mrs. Morland:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.

We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Morland, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals

3. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department, to which twenty children obliged.

4. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

5. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

6. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

7. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

8. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'

One of the clerks passed out.
 

1 hour ago, spacesailor said:

other guy's hand

Barack O'Bama.