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What is a single letter word followed by four silent letters?

It's a joke, Joyce.

Sir Michael Parkinson, the legendary broadcaster and chat show host, has died at the age of 88.

The news was confirmed in a statement from his family, who said he “passed away peacefully at home in the company of his family” after a “brief illness”.

Brauks-8 735cc 1937

The 1937 Brauks 8, front end is a Terraplane, the rear is a DeSoto

Not that I even watched it on TV, but the thousands that watched it at Fed Square ruined it, stampeding and throwing flares. Fed Sq. closed for the next game.

I don't go to sporting matches. Not because I'm getiing older, but you see more of the game and replays, from the comfort of the armchair, and don't pay ripoff prices for your refreshments.

Three guys went hiking in the woods. As the sun was setting, they set up their camp, pitching tents and lighting a fire. While they were having their evening meal, a bigfoot came out of the woods and walked right up to them. He went past their fire, up to the cooler. He opened the cooler, took out a beer, opened the can, and downed the beverage. Then he turned to the terrified hikers and said,

"No-one will believe you when you tell them about this", then walked back into the woods.

Sorry Nev, but you are starting to sound like a cracked record. We all know you have no time for Abbott.

They're at it again.

I have bought a few things online recently, forwarded from overseas.

Today, I received a text message saying "Failed delivery on Aug 14. Visit www.city-auspost.site for tracking or plan a redelivery or pickup."

I am expecting another parcel, but not for a few days. I got an email yesterday saying the item was in transit in the USA. Knowing that it most likely a scam, particularly because of the weird web addess to log onto, I thought I'd check it out but enter no details. The web address appeared like this (in three images because it was so long).

I confirmed with the local post office that it was a scam, and blocked the number. Then a report appeared on Yahoo advising that this was a scam.

25 minutes ago, nomadpete said:

And here I was, thinkin....

that QI was something to do with IQ?

QI -> Quite Interesting.

https://fb.watch/mrTXQ3bgoy/

In addition to the biased banning of voting rights for party reasons. 

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Are Americans 'over the top' with displaying the flag?