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A rift in the Earth's surface is causing a large section of Africa to split away.

Details here.

The oscar goes to the last one.

A Snart is a fart created when you sneeze. Release both ends.

Did you see that photo on Facebook too, Gareth.

Here he is today.

What is a "Snart?"

John Cleese's name rhymes with cheese, not grease, because the family name WAS originally Cheese.

Somewhere between 1955 and 2023  things went terribly wrong…

even though he's on the bike backwards.

Forensic investigator.

THIS is last year's Christmas card from Tennessee Congressman Andy Ogles, a Republican who represents the district that Covenant School is in in Nashville.

Willie, I deleted your duplicated post for you.

I guess you could say I'm lucky. My son, aged 49, and my 43 year old daughter live with me, always have, and with the afforesaid GP's letter, my daughter is my carer and collects the carer's pension, although at times I think I am the carer.

13 minutes ago, willedoo said:

I assumed they'd had a dry spell for a while

Last flag in 2010.

When someone on the council owns the local bike shop-

Australian actor Terry Norris (Bellbird, Cop Shop),passed away on 20 March, 2023, aged 92.

Girl: "I left work today. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me."

Boyfriend: "What did he say?"

Girl: "You're fired."

When I was about 6yo, we lived on a farm near the junction of a small creek and a river.

One day, Dad said to me, "Get that kerosine tin from the back of the house and bring it around here."

As I lifted the tin, a tiger snake slid from under it, between my legs, and disappeared into the long grass. Dad looked for it but couldn't find it. On another occasion, one was found on the bricks laid at the bottom of the back steps. Our Dutch migrant farm hand killed it. This would have been around the late forties or early fifties.