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2 hours ago, kgwilson said:

I don't know about Victoria but a speedo check is not part of the annual inspection in NSW.

Victoria doesn't have annual inspections. If they did my car woulld have been off the road two years earlier. Central locking was stuffed. Unable to lock.

The world's fastest man on water, Ken Warby, has died in the United States after a short illness. He was aged 84.

What is the definition of Pronoun.

A pronoun gets paid to do what a normal noun does for free.

And you complain about your daily commute......

But good for a laugh.

The Art of the Donut takes Practice

Three or four years ago my wife bought a HP printer/scanner/copier from O-W for around $35.00 AFAIR.

We really haven't had any problems with it, although you could say the cartridges run out a bit too quickly. My son uses it mainly,working from home, but I scan, copy,print without problem. It connects to a couple of laptops via wi-fi.

HONEYMOON....
A  young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel  where they were spending the first night of their  honeymoon.

They opened the champagne and began  undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his  new wife asked,

"What's wrong with your feet? Your toes  look all mangled and weird.

"I  had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No,  tolio.   The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took  off his pants, his bride once again asked

"What's  wrong with your knees?  They're all lumpy and deformed!" 

"As a child, I also  had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?"  she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was  a strange illness that only affected my  knees." 

The new bride had to  be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing  continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.

"Don't tell me," she  said.

"Let me guess... 

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Smallcox!

What a dag.

The Air Force May Have Actually Shot Down a Wholesome Ham Radio Balloon

Jumping at shadows...read this.

A man calls his wife from work: “Honey, my boss has asked me to go fishing with him for the weekend! This is a great chance to get in his favour, would you mind packing my bag so I can pick it up before we leave?”

“Sure,” she says.

So she packs for him and he leaves for the weekend. When he comes back, she asks him how his trip was and how many fish he caught.

“Fantastic, we caught trout, salmon and even a swordfish. The only problem was you forgot to pack my pyjamas,” he says.

“No I didn’t,” she says. “I packed them in your tackle box.”

Hand/eye co-ordination.

Raquel Welch passed away Wednesday US time, aged 82.