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https://fb.watch/mrTXQ3bgoy/

In addition to the biased banning of voting rights for party reasons. 

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks..
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Are Americans 'over the top' with displaying the flag?

Didn't see that coming......

https://www.facebook.com/reel/228112429786023

From Facebook..

Story of the day
2 days ago
  · 
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer. 
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing." 
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.  Then maybe a nap.

Missed by that much...

People who use seen instead of saw. "I seen him walking down the street." Idiots.

1 hour ago, nomadpete said:

PS, moderator can you please add the missing 'r' to meteor, in the thread title?

Happy to oblige.

That's the story told on a Facebook post showing a student who had completed his first solo.

This combo is regularly parked in front of the house opposite my place.

This is not a joke as such, but does not warrant a thread of its own.

Does anyone know the origin of the practice of cutting a student pilots shirt-tail when they complete their first solo?

I was beside a Platinum in Ringwood yesterday. It was like a bl**dy elephant.