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Victory Day celebrations were much downgraded this year, with only one tank (all he has left?) and no airforce flypast.
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The TV news crew went with a 100 year old lady who drives to do her shopping every week.
A bit like W.A., in Vic a person can continue to drive until a doctor or family member decides their licence should be suspended or cancelled.
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Oh to be a young multi-millionaire. A young guy who recently paid $39 mill for a penthouse in Melbourne, on the 57th floor, had a glass wall removed so he could have his $3 mill McLaren Senna GTR lifted in, to go in his foyer, as the racing car cannot be registered and he didn't want it getting covered in dust in a garage. Read more and see video here.
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In a report on tonight's news, there are 148 drivers in Victoria who are 100 or older. No testing required.
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11 hours ago, Old Koreelah said:
Am I gonna die?
Yes. And so will everyone else.
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The head of Russia's mercenary Wagner group said on Monday that according to preliminary data his troops were beginning to receive the ammunition they needed, and reported heavy fighting in the eastern Ukrainian city of Bakhmut.
"Today, the groups advanced a maximum of 130 meters (400 feet) ... Fierce fighting is going on, but the groups are continuing to advance," Wagner said in an audio message posted on social media.
"According to preliminary data, we are starting to receive ammunition. We have not (yet) seen it in practice."
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A young Army private seeks permission from his commanding officer to leave camp the following weekend.
“You see,” he explains,
“my wife’s expecting.”
“I understand,” the officer tells him.
“You go, and tell your wife that I wish her luck.”
The following week the same soldier is back again with the same explanation:
“My wife’s expecting.”
The officer looks surprised,
“Still expecting?” asks. `Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course, you can have the weekend off.”
When the same soldier appears again the third week, however, the officer loses his temper.
“Don’t tell me your wife is still expecting,” he says.
“Yes, sir,” says the soldier resolutely. “She’s still expecting.”
“What in heaven is she expecting?” the officer. Says the soldier simply,
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The kid doesn't look aborignal. But then again, neither do many that claim to be, so they can be offended.
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We don't have a topic named Raving Mad Videos, which is where this belongs.
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I thought Queensland was beautiful one day, perfect the next.
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Hate to play the heavy here, but there is something grating on me, not only on this site, but more widely on the web, so not having a shot at anyone in particular, as it applies to many.
RECON V RECKON
Many people are using the word "recon" to mean believe, think, etc. eg. I recon this or that...
The correct word is "RECKON" as in reckoning.
RECON is an abbreviation of RECONNAISANCE, and pronounced re-con. I also learned, looking it up on the web, that RECON is a gay men's organisation, and the name of their clothing and website.
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Two Queenslanders, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their local pub having a few beers.
Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know what, I'm tired of going through life without a good education.
Tomorrow I think I'll go down to that community college and sign up for some classes."
Next day, Jim goes to the college and meets with the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Maths, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim asks the Dean. "What's that?"
The Dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a whipper snipper?"
"Yeah!"
Then logically speaking, because you own a whipper snipper, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done yet, the Dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet, the Dean says. "Because you have a family, then logically you would have a wife".
"And, because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."?
"I am a heterosexual." says Jim. "That's amazing, you were able to find out all that because I have a whipper snipper!"
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the pub.
He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Maths, English, History and Logic.
"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll give you an example.
Do you have a whipper snipper?"
"No."
"Then you're a poofter.
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Elon Musk tweeted that he spoke with Christian Horner (Red Bull) in Florida and suggested a race between F1 cars and electric cars.
Drew a lot of flack from the Formula E crowd.
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Brilliant driver!!