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Bill Gates was seen at the Australian Open. He can afford the $3000 for front row seats, but did he pay?

BTW, he's in Australia to stop cows farting. A company he has an interest in has developed a supplement for cattle which reduces the Methane they generate. Got to get greenhouse gases under control.

The five African-American police officers charged with second degree murder for the bashing death of a black youth, Tyre Nichols (pronounced Ty-ree). Causing anti-police riots in America. Punched, kicked, used baton and tazor.

One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy.
Half an hour into the film,
the man felt a nudge in his elbow.
“What an outrage,” his wife murmured to him.
“The person sitting in front of us is sleeping!” the woman said, clearly offended.
Her husband was fairly annoyed.
He replied:
“You woke me up to tell me that?”

You might be surprised at how many cars have been designed with twin engines, disregarding EV/ICE hybrids.

Here is one of those slideshow type reports listing a number of such examples, many as conversions of popular showroom cars.

https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/the-crazy-world-of-the-twin-engined-car/ss-AA16PLEN?rc=1&ocid=winp1taskbar&cvid=e400cb5253eb4c53dd3dfc3f3a6a3902#image=1

Wife"  "Why did you wake up grumpy this morning?"

Husband: "Sorry, I'll let you sleep in tomorrow."

A man is "trapped" and "crushed" inside a public "telescopic" urinal near Trafalgar Square, in central London. The man was working at the Cambridge Circus site and was seriously injured at first. This is what the Metropolitan Police said.

As reported by the Daily Mail emergency services were called to the scene at 13:10 at the intersection of Shaftesbury Avenue and Charing Cross Road outside the Palace Theatre in London's theatre district.

Emergency teams are struggling to free the man. An air ambulance landed in Trafalgar Square while a large number of ambulances and fire brigade vehicles arrived at the scene of the accident.

What is a telescopic urinal?

The telescopic urinal is a "pop-up" toilet stored underground, that at night is brought to street level for use by people.

2 hours ago, nomadpete said:

As yet, we do not know how many individuals are planned to be this voice

I did hear that the number was 25.

July is the one month in the year in which there are no public holidays in any state. (Accordining to the calendar on my iPhone.)

Somali?

52 minutes ago, nomadpete said:

The aboriginal communities don't see it that way when such high numbers of their youth are in jails.

There are high numbers of their youth in jail because there are high numbers of their youth breaking the law, albeit white man's law. 

Commander Data.

Old joke.

Nightcart man was seen rummaging around in one of the buckets.

What are you doing?

My coat fell in.

You wouldn't wear that again, would you?

No, but my lunch is in the pocket.

Coming home from the Men's Shed today we passed a truck which empties Port-a-loos. The sign on the tank read "STOOL BUS".

Me, me, me......

I can't get over that aboriginal (looked white) female cricketer, complaining about playing on Australia Day (oops, 26th January). If it wasn't for the white "invaders", she wouldn't be playing cricket. The white people brought the game to Australia. 

I don't read much more than 5 lines. And when I type, I try to proofread each para, not that I type that much. Anything long has been copied and pasted.

22 minutes ago, Jerry_Atrick said:

as you guys know, I have a few typos now and then.

Now and then? A few? You need to proof-read, Jerry. I'm always editing my posts. Some errors I don't pick up till a couple of days later, but still correct them when I find them. I often don't press the keys hard enough, particularly to the left end of the keyboard, so drop E's, D's, S's etc frequently.

I got to the end of the above paragraph, read it, and found I had dropped the W from always. There you go.