red750

Block too small?

Well done, that man. 10 out of 10.

Enjoy the high life?

Next time you see someone wearing camouflage gear, bump into them and say,

"Oops - didn't see you. Great camo gear".

Particularly the tribal origin reference. I don't call myself a Gippsland Riverina person.

Husband making speech: "We've been happily married for 25 years."

Wife interrupting: "No. We've been married for 40 years."

Husband: "I said happily".

Woolies are doing away with in-store butchers in many stores, our local one included. Now we have to buy prepacked meat in plastic trays. Our large recycling bin is half filled with these meat trays every week. Worse than plastic bottles, because they are more difficult to crush, or they just spring back. 

2 hours ago, spacesailor said:

Looks a lot like a ' flying saucer ' to me , as the ' space-station ' is very irregular in shape .

spacesailor

Are you looking at the moon, or the tiny speck at the end of the red arrow? Here is another shot enlarged even more.

De Santis is throwing his hat in the ring, and he says "What I say, I do. WOKE comes to Florida to die". How many nut cases get elected in America?

M K Monday

21 minutes ago, facthunter said:

IF he knows how to do that whey not  give us an idea HOW?

Just give Ukraine to Putin and they'll both be happy - but no-one else will. He said the other day he'd bang a couple of heads together. His should be the first to get banged.

Trump, addressing the CPAC rally, said if he is re-elected, he will finish the Russian war with Ukraine in 24 hours "before I am back in the White House." 

I know these are not fake - I took them myself with my Lumix camera, from my front driveway. In the long shot you can just see a small white speck near the bottom of the moon. I have no idea what it is, I summised it could be the International Space Station, or some other space junk. The zoom shot shows it more clearly. Click to enlarge.

This video supposedly shows an asteriod crashing into the moon. In the long shot, if you have very good eyes, you can see the asteroid as a speck approaching from about the 10 o'clock position.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/3311193662467693

"Please Sir, may I have some more?"   "MORE??"

Melbourne's Citylink tunnels are being fitted with bands of lighting which move along the tunnel at the speed limit in the hope that it will keep drivers at the speed limit. The speed can be remotely controlled to slow down the traffic in the event of a collision or other hazard.