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Billie Brownless told this joke on the radio the other day.

Little Johnny was fidgeting badly at the back of the class.

The teacher went to investigate and found him scratching at his crotch.

"What's the matter with you?" she asked.

"I was circumcised yesterday and it's very itchy." he replied.

The teacher said, "Go to the principal's office and ask to ring your mother and tell her what's happening."

Off goes little Johnny, and a few minutes later he comes back to class.

Soon there is a lot of kerfuffle at the back of the room. The teacher investigates.

There she sees Johnny with his willy out.

"I though t I told you to ring your mother." she said.

"I did." replied Johnny. "She said if I can stick it out till lunchtime, she would pick me up."

Not new, but not bad.

I was back to Knox City yesterday for more walking, and took some more photos of the model cars on display.

Speaking of politicians pay rises...

The 17yo didn't want to go but accompanied his father.

No surprise there.

Time to get the clippers out.

What annoys me is the speed restriction signs, and the only visible people/vehicles is the traffic management contractors at the end of the slow zone.

Today, I saw a traffic restriction on the three lane Canterbury Rd., outside a house construction site. There was a truck with materials parked in the left lane, and a fork lift unloading goods in the middle lane, squeezing traffic from three lanes to one. No Stop/Go marshalls.

They never learn.

2 year old shoots pregnant mother.

How's this for confusing?

$250,000 for a ticket to death.

While the public is suffering skyrocketing cost of living rises, and off the chart rental and mortgage rates, Victorian politicians have been given a 3.5% raise to their basic salary. They can earn more by sitting on committees, etc.

Now, before you go kicking the living suitcase out of me, I realise that these rises are granted by an independent tribunal, and not the pollies themselves, none have knocked it back.

This now makes Dan Andrews basic salary $480,000, the highest of any state premier.

The tribunal was set up in 2017. Andrews salary at the time was $100,000.