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A wealthy white man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an African woman (black), sitting in one corner.
He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, "Bartender! I am buying drinks for everyone in this bar, except that black woman over there!"
The bartender collected the money and began serving free drinks to everyone in the bar, except the African woman. Instead of becoming upset, the black woman simply looked up at the guy and shouted, "Thank you!"
This infuriated the wealthy guy. So once again, he took out his wallet and shouted, "Waiter! This time I am buying bottles of wine and additional food for everyone in this bar, except for that African sitting in the corner over there!"The bartender collected the money from the man and began serving free food and wine to everyone in the bar except the African. When the waiter finished serving the food and drinks, the African woman simply smiled at the man and said, Thank you!"
That made him furious. So he leaned over the counter and asked the bartender, "What is wrong with that black woman? I have bought food and drinks for everyone in this bar except for her, and instead of becoming angry, she just sits there, smiles at me and shouts 'Thank you.' Is she mad?"
The bartender smiled at the wealthy man and said, "No, she is not mad. She is the OWNER of this establishment."
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4 hours ago, Old Koreelah said:
Red that brick fireplace for the copper meant you were rich!
Image is from the internet - illustration purposes only.
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I guess I should class myself rich, although I have no super and minimal savings - enough to get by. But I have a house fully paid for, no mortgage or rent (thanks to living in one place for over 45 years), hot and cold running water, indoor loo, ducted gas heating, a car (26 years old but runs well and gets me where I need to go), a computer to speak to you guys, and never have to miss a meal.
When I was in high school, my mother didn't have a washing machine, she did the laundry using a wood-fired copper and concrete troughs. The laundry (wash house) was down the back yard, not in the house, and she used solar and wind power to dry the washing (clothes line).
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47 minutes ago, Old Koreelah said:
Is it being forced down our throats?
How can we avoid it?
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Wise Words!!A topical item worth forwarding on
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes
from the poor and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Am ringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."I offered my opponents a deal:
"if they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them".
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952..A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politicianInstead of giving a politician the keys to the city,
it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, 1902-1981)We hang petty thieves and appoint the bigger thieves to public office.
~Aesop, Greek slave & fable authorThose who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
~Plato, ancient Greek PhilosopherPoliticians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politicianPoliticians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton, American actor/writerWhat happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution.
What happens if all of them drown?
That is a solution ....!!!-
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Facetious. That's what they want. Before every council meeting, public performance, footy practice match. At the drop of a hat or opening of an envelope and so on. If it wasn't forced down our throat so often, we might have a bit more respect.
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I acknowledge the original custodians of the land on which this post was written.
There is a documentary which has played a couple of times on Foxtel recently, called Yeti Massacre.
It is the story of a group of nine teenaged students in Russia who went hiking in the Urals, and didn't come back. A search party located the remains of all of them a couple of weeks later, horribly mutilated. Some were dismembered, a couple crushed so badly they had multiple crushed ribs and other broken bones, and other organs burst. A young girl had had her tongue ripped out, and the autopsy revealed more than a litre of blood in her stomach, indicating it had been done while she was alive.
It had to be done by something very large, and extremely powerful. Bears were ruled out. The concensus was that it was onwe or more Yeti.
There are reports that Stalin sent a company od soldiers into the Urals to capture a Yeti alive to train as a fighting animal. One was captured and was being transported back to Moscow in a rail boxcar, but and incident on the journey resulted in the Yeti being killed.
Himmler is supposed to have captured a Yeti, and its stuffed carcase is in a museum in Italy.
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I acknowledge the original custodians of the land on which this post was written.
No image for this one.
I was walking through the shopping centre and passed one of those variety shops crammed with all sorts of junk, usually run by Asians.
This one had a rack out front with a few signs on it, and one caught my eye. It said...
This property is protected by shotguns three nights a week. You guess which three.
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1 hour ago, pmccarthy said:
Ok I give up.
I acknowledge the original custodians of the land on which this post was written.
The answer is exactly.
What has four letters, W, H, A, and T.
Occasionally has twelve letters, O, C, C, A, etc.
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4 hours ago, spacesailor said:
I & lots on this forum , Have to DRIVE to the airport .
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I acknowledge the original custodians of the land on which this post was written.
According to a internet search and Wikipedia, they are spelt Hawkeis.
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I acknowledge the original custodians of the land on which this post was written.
What about the tribes in the Amazon who have not yet been exposed to white man, or even other coloured races in South America?
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I acknowledge the original custodians o the land on which this post was written.
My accountant's office is in the CBD. I'll have to deal by phone or email.
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I acknowledge the original custodians o the land on which this post was written.
I haven't been to the CBD for at least two and a half years, probably won't go again.
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I acknowledge the original custodians of the land on which this post as written.
Not so much Dan this time but Melbourne City Council.
Parts of Flinders, Spencer and Collins streets could be closed to cars at peak times under a Melbourne city council proposal to reduce the number of people driving through the CBD and prioritise pedestrians.
Blocking some city streets to private vehicles between set times each day and restricting car access to a single direction along others are key proposals in the scheme to make the city more walkable.
Thank you Lord Mayor Sally (Andy?) Capp. Phone zombies and cyclists win again.
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1 hour ago, facthunter said:
65,000 years..
That's what the woman on The Voice advert says.
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Saw a meme on FB showing Rolf's ashes urn. The comment was it should be mixed with urinal cakes and put in urinals so people could p1ss on them.
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