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Marriage counsellor to husband:  "Your wife says you don't buy her flowers."

Husband:  "To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers."

Well-known Russian military blogger Vladlen Tatarsky was killed by a bomb blast in a St Petersburg cafe on Sunday in what appeared to be the second assassination on Russian soil of a figure closely associated with the war in Ukraine.

Russia's state Investigative Committee said it had opened a murder investigation. St Petersburg's governor said that 25 people were wounded and 19 of them were being treated in hospital.

Read more here.

Here's the latest stroke of WOKEness.

They are no longer Easter Eggs.  They are seasonal chocolates.

Let's send the kids on a seasonal chocolate hunt.

April Fools Day gag. A post on Facebook by Spirit of Tasmania.

Introducing the Spirit VI submarine - our first underwater ferry!  A sleek exterior is matched by state of the art design, features and facilities.

More sad news for John Farnham.

Keith Reid, one of the co-writers of "You're the Voice" has passed away. He died on March 2 aged 71, from colon cancer.

Don Jr?

Eric?

Ivanka?

Barron?

Jerry said:
"I was surprised that an outer eastern Melbourne seat would be held by the Libs"

My electorate, Deakin, is located next to Aston, and I was originally in Aston before redistribution. Our sitting Member is Liberal, Michael Sukkar, who retained the seat at the last election. He was a minister in the previous government and is the Shadow Minister for Housing and the NDIS.

The Division of Deakin consists of:

• Maroondah City Council, and
• part of the Whitehorse City Council.

9 hours ago, willedoo said:

It's possible he will still be fingerprinted and have his mugshot taken.

And a DNA sample.

Donald Trump launched into a furious rant on Truth Social after he became the first current or former president to ever be criminally indicted in the history of the US.

But his outrage over the matter seemed to prompt him to misspell the very word he wanted to emphasise – as he fumed that “Thugs and Radical Left Monsters” had “INDICATED” him on criminal charges.

“These Thugs and Radical Left Monsters have just INDICATED the 45th President of the United States of America, and the leading Republican Candidate, by far, for the 2024 Nomination for President,” he wrote.

Just now, old man emu said:

Aldi still does. Even the kebab shop I frequent charges 2% if you use a card

I forgot. So does our pizza shop. Still 10 times better than Dominos.

I was reminded of this one today.....

Things are sometimes cheaper with cash, or they used to be. Many merchants add a fee for card transactions, particularly small amount ones, to cover the fees the banks charge. The big Lotto agent at Forest Hill Chase charges 15c extra for a lotto ticket purchase if the amount is under $15.00. I think Aldi charges a fee to use cards, or they used to. Many dropped the charge during the pandemic when it was feared cash could spread the disease and card purchases were preferred. Once again, banks lining their coffers. We are being corralled.

Russia deploying 70 year old tanks.

Latest report it was suspected liver cancer.

P see also that John Farnham is back in hospital with a viral infection.

Apparently they took a payment of $200,000 from a family only a couple of weeks ago. Now they have to rent. The company would have known they were going down the tube and wouldn't be able to refund,

Apparently, he can still stand even if found guilty.

They walk among us.......

With loud cries for "More housing! More housing!, why are so many builders going broke?

Now Porter Davis Homes has collapsed into liquidation with construction work halted on 1500 properties across Victoria.

A string of Starlink satellites over Brisbane last night had observers fearing a UFO attack.

Meanwhile..................

Weirdly, he can still stand for President.