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We are a bunch of old pharts, aren't we?

You're lucky - I can't reach the wall.

According to the missus, because I spent it on flying.

New Italian Police Car

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Pity they didn't have someone who could drive it.

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Our first phone looked like this:

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Received a video (mp4, so can't upload it) of a couple of millenials trying to dial a rotary dial phone. They tried for 5 minutes without success. Not only did they not know how to use the rotary dial, but in every attempt they failed to lift the handset first. The adults looking on and filming them were killing themselves laughing.

Watched a circuit race on TV the other day featuring onlyJaguar i-Pace all-electric cars.

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It was nice to see that today's winner of Sunrise Cash Cow $20K jackpot was a flood victim from Townsville.

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My son, holidaying in the US, posted this photo from Williams AZ., on Facebook. His reflection is on the glass

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Space, I have a number of extension cords and power boards, but they are not plastered into the wall.

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window..

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.

Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way,and security can't pat me down.

If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn...Safe at last!

Huh?

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Seat with a view.

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That should hold it.

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Another group who earn way more than they deserve are sportsmen, especially soccer players, like the guy who crashed into the English Channel.

And what about Clive Palmer? Ripped off his Queensland workers, moved his business to NZ,suing the gov't for millions, and registers his bizjet in the Cayman Is.Did stuff all while he was in parl't, bragging about all the things he claims to have done, and the other idiots who got into the Senate couldn't wait to ditch him.

...and???

You might not be into eBay but check out this advert or this one. A bit more expensive, but larger scale. Some kits or models in the hundreds.

Now that's smart!

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