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  1. Received a call yesterday, waited the 30 seconds, and a female voice with Indian accent said "Hello?" I said "Who are you and what do you want?" She started on about solar panels, I said "Let me stop you there. This number is on the Do Not Call register and you are breaking the law. Get off the phone." Then I hung up.

     

    Another recorded female voice, with an Australian accent, said "Hello, I'm Nicole from the Australian National Broadband Network." I hung up because that is a well known and recognised scam.

     

     

  2. Some one liners for Mr Perry:-

     

    I for one; like Roman Numerals.

     

    There is a fine line between numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people understand this.

     

    There are 10 kinds of people; those who understand Binary Notation and those who don’t.

     

    A thief stole my anti-depressants. I hope he’s happy now.

     

    Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is similar.

     

    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

     

    I saw a robbery at an Apple store, the Police have me down as an iWitness.

     

     

  3. In church last Sunday a sweet elderly lady was overheard in the pew next to me saying a prayer.

     

    It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:

     

    "Dear Lord: The past year has been very tough for me.

     

    You have taken ...

     

    My favourite actor - James Garner;

     

    My favourite actress - Lauren Bacall;...

     

    My favourite comedian - Robin Williams;

     

    And finally, my favourite author -Tom Clancy.

     

    I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are -

     

    Bill Shorten, Chris Bowen, Jacki Trad,

     

    Sarah Hanson-Young and Clive Palmer.

     

    Amen!"

     

     

  4. During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

     

    "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

     

    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."

     

    "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

     

     

  5. So? Cheated on his wife with a married woman. That's the man you want as PM. What about the 'other' accusation. Was not charged, not because he wasn't guilty, but because the police couldn't get the evidence to mount a case.

     

     

  6. Back to electric cars. Where it is quoted to charge a Nissan Leaf 8-12 hours, that is in the USA, where their power is 110 volts. With 240 volts in Australia, a full charge should take around 4 hours. Put it on at 7 pm, take it off at 11 pm, before bed.

     

    An electric car is way out of my reach, but if I get a call from the Cash Cow, I might afford a secondhand Prius, 840 km on a full tank.

     

     

  7. Check them all out and vote for the one you hate the least. If you don't vote you can't complain about the result.It will be interesting to see the percentage of voters who turn out in the US mid-terms next year.

     

     

  8. One of the problems with EV is that there is no standardised power plug. Not all recharge points can charge all cars. A Tesla plug will not charge a Nissan Leaf, for example. It's like VHS vs Betamax or SD memory cards vs XD. Which one will suffer. When you go to a servo, all petrol nozzles fit in the petrol filler (diesel are different for a purpose). Which plug will survive, or will recharge points have to have multiple outlets?

     

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  9. I wonder when they do start charging for charging, whether there will be high and low cycles, or will we be able to rely on a stable price.

     

     

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