Marty_d
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Only if they describe you to the police and your writing was with a spraycan...
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Morgan Freeman, Bill Murray? and Jack Nicholson?
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Judging by his words and actions to date, I don't think he much cares if anyone's looking.
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Have a look at the 2 videos I posted in the drone thread. I watched the first one utterly amazed at the robot. Only to find how they made it in the second. If there's a choice between something seemingly impossible caught on camera, and someone doing some clever editing, you can put money on it being the second.
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Ukrainian innovation will change the face of warfare. What's the point of massively expensive crewed ships when a speedboat sized suicide drone can take it out?
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I don't see the mining companies digging up Westminster Abbey.
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Wasn't Fellatio a famous seaman?
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Robyn Davidson - Tracks (from Alice to the West Coast)
Marty_d replied to Jerry_Atrick's topic in General Discussion
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I heard it was the new lieutenant who asked quietly what they did for sex. The sarge said "Well, there's a camel..." and the lieutenant raced off to get a step ladder. After he was done the sarge finished his sentence "...which the lads ride in to the nearest town to visit the brothel!"
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Oh, I thought it had to be a direct substitution. I thought V="H" and C="A", "E" or "O", because they were having a laugh.
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I think Ivanka would be most disturbed by how chubby they made her.
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Just related to the above, another video that popped up was this one about soldier robots. Scary. Make sure you watch them in order... 1. https://youtu.be/y3RIHnK0_NE 2. https://youtu.be/zIdqiwHsuI8
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You can probably switch it to a male voice and call her Alex, if it makes you feel better.
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Well that's disturbing.
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Why not? At least all the visitors would have a smile on their face. (Except for some Chinese families, who are probably wondering why people would laugh at them being caught in the rain)
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When assembling my hang glider once, I dropped a wheel and it rolled down the whole damn hill. I can tell you now - they can go for ages!
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Plus, it's less embarrassing than asking if anyone has seen Mike Hunt.
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Soooo... Israel are acting like Russia but supporting Ukraine? If nothing else, it's going to confuse the yanks.
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Bet your sister never said that again Nev.
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Arm's length? He should be held in solitary. You're quoting me something I quoted from you. If this continues it could cause a disastrous iterative loop and the universe will disappear up its own fundamental orifice.
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Someone said in a Big Ideas segment last night - it's not that we don't trust politicians because they lie, we don't trust them because they're incompetent. I think there's something in that.
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It may result in an increase of the average IQ if they do start a war and get themselves killed by the real army.
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As a wise man once said... It's a joke, Joyce...
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Bloody hard to find it, I bet...
