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Marty_d

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  1. Marty_d

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    F
  2. Marty_d

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    A. Initials of the partners.
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    3.
  4. Do a tug-of-war between the theatrical horse and the real one, the answer will become clear...
  5. Poor bugger. Kind of laughing but wincing. The problem is that age and gravity extend any hanging appendages. Did you have to operate the jaws of life Peter? Hope it wasn't "mechanic's view".
  6. There's an inherent paradox in that statement... if the event which causes the disappointment is your death, when are you actually disappointed?
  7. Interesting. I'd have thought the ability to manage your health to live your healthiest life would be a very valuable thing indeed. Why do you think it's taking it too far?
  8. Must be in the dog-whistling ones. I just had a quick scan of ABC and The Guardian and the only thing I could find was Dutton desperately seeking relevance by accusing Albo of being weak by not condemning hezbollah for something. The fact that he's actually running the country instead of looking for nits to pick probably accounts for that.
  9. You may have to explain that context a bit more, how is he soft on terrorism?
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    I'm going to take a punt and say A, based on the fact that the pics are 5 characters each (if it's "curry" instead of "food").
  11. Real estate talk is even more efficient. "So tiny you have to go outside to turn around" becomes "cosy".
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    Lion.
  13. Kevin Rudd did give us free panels back in 2008 / 2009 or whenever. We had a little 1.2kw installation done then for nothing.
  14. Well, if you're going to go to the loo in front of someone's doorbell camera, serves you right!
  15. Jeez, how do you actually find the article among all those ads??
  16. If only the big orange rat's mother had used birth control.
  17. Nothing like a bit of Ho Fun.
  18. I'd call that "boring" rather than hideous.
  19. From Vlad "compensating for something" Putin? Who would have thought?
  20. Well he wouldn't be wrong there, would he?
  21. That's what I said too, but apparently a statutory write-off means that car cannot be re-registered. So you'd have to get the VIN from another chassis somehow which is what I guess they do at the dodgier chop shops.
  22. Mechanic told me the other day that Subaru XV headlights were $3,000 each. So if you've got an XV and hit something front on at 20km/h breaking both headlights, the front grill etc, the car will probably be a statutory writeoff. How the hell does this fit with the push to be able to repair stuff instead of wastefully writing off the whole thing?
  23. Great, now the cops are going to be called out as there's a chap dressed in nothing but gumboots and an ostrich feather doing interpretive dance within view of passers-by...
  24. I still remember a neighbour's older son teaching me to always cut away from myself. I would have been about 5 and he was 18 and already a fairly hardened criminal. He spent a lot of time in prison after that so his knife/shiv handling skills may have served him well.
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