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Marty_d

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  1. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    Try to understand
  2. Saturday was brilliant too, and I took full advantage of it. Lovely ride up to New Norfolk and back via South Hobart and Ferntree. That road is built for bikes. Best ride I've had in years.
  3. Well, I must congratulate you, for someone who's apolitical you do a first-rate impression of a far-right conservative.
  4. Marty_d

    Quickies part 2

    Is that like square dance, only horizontal?
  5. I thought you weren't political?
  6. Popa Chubby already sang about that... and he should know! https://youtu.be/SQyftyh-t3w?si=TfQJFCGCFuMUeEjG
  7. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    Lets f**k with kindness.
  8. Stop inviting them over then.
  9. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    Mature male?
  10. Marty_d

    Funny videos

    You could argue that stupidity is the leading cause, if you use the ladder correctly there's far less chance of injury (goes for most things in life really!)
  11. What wars has he stopped? He talks a big game but delivers nothing. According to him he's stopped 7 wars, including between countries that were very surprised to be told they were at war. @Grumpy Old Nasho I don't know how you can keep defending this scumbag, he truly is a terrible person and the worst US President - twice.
  12. Welcome back to the motorcycling world Jerry! Be warned, it's addictive. Any non-raining day (which are few and far between at the moment) - I'm on the bike.
  13. Take his $20b, use it to provide health care and education to an entire third world country, and let him keep $3m to retire on. How much does one person need?
  14. Is there a way we could get Chump and Poo-tin, and all their true believers, to live in either Russia or the USA, and all the sensible people from both countries to move to the other one?
  15. Marty_d

    Quickies part 2

    Count? I thought his ambition was higher than that. I must be too pure-minded...😁
  16. It's important for the PM to be on the world stage as well as at home. In my opinion he's doing bloody well. He's stood up at the UN and announced an emissions target, and recognized a Palestinian state, two things that the USA are going exactly the wrong way on. Plus he still managed to keep the orange buffoon on side and organized a face to face with him, the lack of which the LNP has been bitching about non-stop. At the moment Australia is looking like a sensible, mature and trustworthy country, unlike several others.
  17. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    Two wrongs don't make a right.
  18. I don't know if anyone has done this in real life, but a movie had an amusing scene where someone rang a bar and asked the barmaid if he could talk to Michael Hunt. So she's yelling out "Mike? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"
  19. I have pranked a work colleague by leaving a message on their desk to call "Sue Ridge". The number was a local plumber.
  20. They usually turn the mic off if a speaker goes over their 15 minutes. I don't know why they let this idiot ramble for almost an hour.
  21. Marty_d

    Brain Teaser

    It's a small world after all
  22. You were stiffed!
  23. For those who still think nuclear is the way to go... https://reneweconomy.com.au/global-report-confirms-and-details-nuclear-powers-stagnation-someone-needs-to-tell-the-coalition/amp/
  24. Only when they're activated by 5G.
  25. Isn't that what the "chemtrails" are doing?
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