Quickies part 2

[nomadpete]

10 hours ago, facthunter said:

Avoid Mushroom Clouds. Nev

And mushroom lunches.

[Marty_d]

I had poached eggs and fried mushrooms for lunch today. If I were Onetrack, I'd probably be in orbit right now 😆

Edited Friday at 09:26 AM by Marty_d

[facthunter]

I don't mind Mushrooms. The insects eat them pretty Quickly. I don't eat the ones that grow here. Not game. Nev

[red750]

Paddy O’Malley, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating they suspected he wasn’t paying his employees the statutory minimum wage. They informed him an inspector would be coming to interview his staff.
On the appointed day, the inspector arrived.
“Tell me about your staff,” he asked Paddy.
“Well,” said Paddy, “there’s the farmhand. I pay him £240 a week, and he gets a free cottage.
Then there’s the housekeeper. She earns £190 a week, along with free board and lodging.
There’s also the half-wit. He works a 16-hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week, gets a bottle of whisky, and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife.”
“That’s disgraceful!” said the inspector. “I need to interview the half-wit immediately.”
“You’re talking to him now,” said Paddy.