Quickies part 2

[red750]

The above came from my idiot brother. Well, I did it. Let's hope it turns out for the best.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[facthunter]

I'm NOT FALLING for that "unbalanced" advice. Why do you call him, nit?  Nev

[red750]

2 hours ago, facthunter said:

Why do you call him, nit? 

???

 

He posted it on Facebook. He's always coming up with this oddball sort of stuff.  He posted this one this morning -

 

"I must admit that Joan and I had a battle of words last night. 
You know you are getting old when New Year’s Eve sees you playing Scrabble."
 

[facthunter]

Millions of $$'s of Pyrotechnics doesn't do a lot for ME. . Nev

[red750]

[nomadpete]

This morning, my little son said, "My ear hurts, Dad."

 

Concerned, I asked, "Inside or out?"

 

He walked away, then returned through the back door.

 

"Both, Dad."

 

I think I'll cash in his university savings account.

[facthunter]

 I thought He Gave a good answer.  Nev

[red750]

May God have mercy on my soul.

 

Old Charlie sausage fingers aka "The King' decided to take up walking every day. However, his route takes him past a particular corner on which a prostitute is always standing, offering her services. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. " 150 pounds!" she’d shouted. "No, £5!" he said, from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up. This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence." £150!” He'd yell back, "no, £5!" One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband. As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Charlie boy realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass. Then, the hooker yelled; See what you get for £5, you tight b#stard!...