Quickies part 2

[red750]

They say the more colourful your salad is the better it is for you, so I replaced my croutons with M & M's.

[old man emu]

You're a Smartie.

[red750]

I got a brochure in the mail for a prepaid cremation.

 

Special offer:  If I die in a fire I get half my money back.

[nomadpete]

Had raw cheese once in the south of France. Wonderful stuff. Of course, dealing with the cryptosporidium for the next month or so was shitty.

[onetrack]

My doctor said I only had ten weeks to live - but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me another six months.

[onetrack]

I used to work in a lab with an incredibly ambitious bloke who was obsessed with collecting skulls. Just obsessed!! Like, he would do anything to get ahead.

[facthunter]

A skull is a rather empty Head. ( Just a thought). Nev