onetrack Posted Sunday at 09:43 AM Posted Sunday at 09:43 AM At least he'll never be short of a pin. But I think he might be short of a few 'roos in the top paddock. 1
Popular Post onetrack Posted Sunday at 09:49 AM Popular Post Posted Sunday at 09:49 AM We need more chuckles, the news is all too much gloom and worry today .... 5
facthunter Posted Sunday at 11:14 PM Posted Sunday at 11:14 PM How does HE shave? I wouldn't like to rub him up the Wrong way. Nev 1
Litespeed Posted Monday at 07:40 AM Posted Monday at 07:40 AM No Nev, That would be greek. We are not that hairy. Beware the Roman Empire is strong. 1
Marty_d Posted Monday at 08:15 PM Posted Monday at 08:15 PM The ancient Greeks invented everything, even sex. But it took the Italians to think of involving women. 1 3
facthunter Posted Monday at 11:24 PM Posted Monday at 11:24 PM How do you separate the Men from the Boys in Greece? With great difficulty. Nev 1 2
Jerry_Atrick Posted Tuesday at 10:26 AM Posted Tuesday at 10:26 AM Given I had to top up my heating oil tank and the price quoted doubled from the last fill about 6 weeks ago, if I didn't laugh, I would have to cry. In fact I am thinking of cancelling the order... As I canrun the hot water on electricity. 1 1
nomadpete Posted Wednesday at 11:30 PM Posted Wednesday at 11:30 PM On 10/03/2026 at 9:26 PM, Jerry_Atrick said: Given I had to top up my heating oil I topped up my heating today..... The sun came out, so my heat pump runs for..... Free! 🙂 3 1
facthunter Posted yesterday at 12:27 AM Posted yesterday at 12:27 AM When did Oil heaters go out of fashion here?. Nev 1
nomadpete Posted yesterday at 01:01 AM Posted yesterday at 01:01 AM When Australians discovered that refrigeration compressors make better home heaters than oil burners. Maybe 20 years back? 1
facthunter Posted yesterday at 01:16 AM Posted yesterday at 01:16 AM Why would you HAVE to remove the Burqa in any case.? Must be fun having sex with people who don't want to. 70 Virgins is a sick idea for enticing you to the afterlife. Its all BS. Nev 1
Marty_d Posted yesterday at 01:36 AM Posted yesterday at 01:36 AM Yep. A few hot, enthusiastic and very experienced lasses would be far better than 70 virgins. Mind you they must've been very naughty in life to end up with that duty. 1
facthunter Posted yesterday at 01:38 AM Posted yesterday at 01:38 AM I wonder how Ugly you would have to be to stay a Virgin.? Nev 1
old man emu Posted yesterday at 02:01 AM Posted yesterday at 02:01 AM 21 minutes ago, facthunter said: I wonder how Ugly you would have to be to stay a Virgin.? Nev, was that 'you' refer to anyone in particular, or is it the indeterminate 'you'? 1
facthunter Posted yesterday at 02:06 AM Posted yesterday at 02:06 AM In "their" circumstances and as women. Nev 1
Jerry_Atrick Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago (edited) I'll drink to that, except that drinks fizzy beer can give you gas Edited 5 hours ago by Jerry_Atrick 1
facthunter Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago Then you get Farter on a Pint but you will have a Leak often. Nev 1
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