Silly Picture Thread.

[Jerry_Atrick]

He idolises smarties

[onetrack]

At least he'll never be short of a pin. But I think he might be short of a few 'roos in the top paddock.

[onetrack]

We need more chuckles, the news is all too much gloom and worry today ....

 

[old man emu]

Trying to hide teenage acne scars.

[facthunter]

How does HE shave?  I wouldn't like to rub him up the Wrong way. Nev

[old man emu]

[facthunter]

THAT  would be Made in Italy.  Nev

[Litespeed]

No Nev,

 

That would be greek.

 

We are not that hairy.

 

Beware the Roman Empire is strong.

[Marty_d]

The ancient Greeks invented everything, even sex.

But it took the Italians to think of involving women.

[facthunter]

How do you separate the Men from the Boys in Greece?

 

 

 

 With great difficulty. Nev

[red750]

[Jerry_Atrick]

Given I had to top up my heating oil tank and the price quoted doubled from the last fill about 6 weeks ago, if I didn't laugh, I would have to cry. 

 

In fact I am thinking of cancelling the order... As I canrun the hot water on electricity.

[nomadpete]

[nomadpete]

On 10/03/2026 at 9:26 PM, Jerry_Atrick said:

Given I had to top up my heating oil

I topped up my heating today.....

 

The sun came out, so my heat pump runs for.....

 

Free!       🙂

[facthunter]

When did Oil heaters go out of fashion here?. Nev

[nomadpete]

When Australians discovered that refrigeration compressors make better home heaters than oil burners.

 

Maybe 20 years back?

[nomadpete]

A funny picture

 

 

[facthunter]

Why would you HAVE to remove the Burqa in any case.?  Must be fun having sex with people who don't want to.  70 Virgins is a sick idea for enticing you to the afterlife. Its all BS.  Nev

[Marty_d]

Yep. A few hot, enthusiastic and very experienced lasses would be far better than 70 virgins.

Mind you they must've been very naughty in life to end up with that duty.

[facthunter]

I wonder how Ugly you would have to be to stay a Virgin.?   Nev

[old man emu]

21 minutes ago, facthunter said:

I wonder how Ugly you would have to be to stay a Virgin.?

Nev, was that 'you' refer to anyone in particular, or is it the indeterminate 'you'?

[facthunter]

In "their" circumstances and as women. Nev

[red750]

[Jerry_Atrick]

I'll drink to that, except that drinks fizzy beer can give you gas

Edited 1 hour ago by Jerry_Atrick

[facthunter]

Then you get Farter on a Pint but you will have a Leak often.  Nev