What is oldness?

[nomadpete]

8 minutes ago, Bruce Tuncks said:

Gosh nomad, 3 marriages....  did you learn anything which we could use?

Sure did........

 

 

Choose carefully.

 

And don't judge by first impressions (buyer remorse is a dreadful curse).

 

12 minutes ago, Bruce Tuncks said:

robot dolls, I'm starting to wonder ...   you can have a heated one for cold winter nights for example.

And you can always switch them off and lock 'em in a closet whenever you want!

[Bruce Tuncks]

Sorry Nomad, but its way too late for me to choose carefully, like about 55 years too late. Anyway, I wasn't thinking with my head at the time....  well, not the head on my neck.

 

[old man emu]

On 20/05/2023 at 12:02 PM, red750 said:

My son came a gutser off a skateboard and ended up in hospital with Osgood-Schlatters syndrome.

Did Osgood and your son hit it off as ward pals?

[facthunter]

I just had Ego-shattered syndrome and loss of breathe. Nev

[nomadpete]

Humble pie is hard to swallow.

[red750]

13 hours ago, old man emu said:

Did Osgood and your son hit it off as ward pals?

? ? ? Sorry O.M.E., I don't get it. Osgood-Schlatters syndrome is a knee injury.

[facthunter]

Easy to do your knee in on a skateboard. By the way Humble PIE is non fattening OR addictive..  Nev

[old man emu]

1 hour ago, red750 said:

Sorry O.M.E., I don't get it. 

I thought that you had left out the apostrophe and were describing the syndrome exhibited by a bloke named Osgood Schlatter, with whom your son was in hospital.

[nomadpete]

2 hours ago, facthunter said:

By the way Humble PIE is non fattening OR addictive..  Nev

I found it tastes a lot like my foot-in-mouth

[Bruce Tuncks]

not much foot and mouth around here, but you did say foot in mouth. There is a lot of that in my house.