Nah, Spacey. I disagree about the happy boss.
I used to come into work with a happy smile on my face..... and it just made my boss grumpy and nervous. He thought I was after his job.
Maybe I shouldn't have left copies of managerial magazines lying around. But it made us workers happy!
(Not making that up)
My blood ran cold when we were walking near a river up the cape. My mate said...
"Wasn't there a log on the riverbank over there? Well it isn't there now!"
Funny you should say that .
I tell everyone I meet, that Tasmania should seccede and pull up the drawbridge. There's too many foreign migrants down here already and they are watering down our culture. They keep flooding in from that big island just to the north of us.
For more clarity on how culling usually plays out, I refer you to Elon's recent experience with a cull.
A lot of worthy but harmless (maybe even useful) individuals get the chop. And the more dangerous ones seem to still be left to make trouble.
As mentioned before, there won't be much call for croc culling until we have a problem with surfboards washing up on the beaches, without any sign of the surfers.
The needle is stuck.
You should apply to the government for a humidity grant.
We have had Relative Humidity around 80% for days now, and it's still drizzling.
But that's normal around here.