Quickies part 2

[red750]

[red750]

Here's one for the nerds.

 

A pig without 3.14 is 9.81

[old man emu]

2 hours ago, red750 said:

Here's one for the nerds.

 

A pig without 3.14 is 9.81

That could be turned into a good cryptic crossward clue: What is 3.14 + 9.81?

[facthunter]

RU/18?   nev

[old man emu]

That's only part of the equation.

 

{b4 i (sqrt U)} RU/18

[facthunter]

0 E.  Nev

[Marty_d]

43 minutes ago, old man emu said:

That's only part of the equation.

 

{b4 i (sqrt U)} RU/18

Is that like square dance, only horizontal?

[old man emu]

The joke reads better if one uses the American term they use for sqrt - "root".

[pmccarthy]

0410E

[facthunter]

I thought ORAL sex was Just talking ABOUT IT.   Nev

[Jerry_Atrick]

It's about the safest sex these days 

Edited October 3 by Jerry_Atrick

[facthunter]

Not my area of great expertise as I've lived a very sheltered Life but it's said doing it with yourself you don't have to dress up and you are dealing with a Better class of person. Nev

[Jerry_Atrick]

I try to dress down when doing it with others, too.. They may not be so receptive, though 

[pmccarthy]

Dress up, but panties down. 

[red750]

Q: Why are boobs like Lego?

 

A: They are meant for kids, but men enjoy playing with them.

[red750]

[red750]

He's like a slinkie. No use to anyone, but brings a smile to the face when you push him down the stairs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[red750]

[facthunter]

You Wuz robbed. They shouldn't be able to "Get away" with that. EVEN GET AWAY cars come with drivers.. Nev

[red750]

Baldwin has to be good. It's the opposite of hairloss.

[red750]

 

And don't worry about old age - it doesn't last long.

 

[facthunter]

DEATH is a CONDITION or STATE . Not a CAUSE . When you die, you die of  SOMETHING. Good Health is a condition also not judged only by Lifespan.  Nev