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  1. red750

    Brain Teaser

    That was another question from the show The 1% Club. It was supposedly one that only 5% of the tested subjects.
  2. red750

    Brain Teaser

    OK. The answer to the question above is "24th". Amir's birthday is the 24th of January. Explanation: Edna’s birthday is on the 6th of April and Jen’s birthday falls on the 15th of October therefore Amir’s birthday must be the ? of January. "6th" is the sixth word in the question, "15th" is the fifteenth word in the question, and the question mark is the twenty fourth word in the question.
  3. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Spacey, I can't speak for your new tablet, I don't even know what make or model it is, but that toolbar appears on my old iPhone when I log into this site. I had to do it specially as I don't use the phone for internet activities. I think it's a function of the website, but PM Ian and ask, otherwise, check out your tablets settings. Click B for Bold, I for Italics, U for underlined, all three for Bold italics underlined. Click them again to turn off. (S is for Strikethrough)
  4. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Back to brain teasers. No takers on this one?
  5. red750

    Quickies part 2

    A REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU’LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I’D JUST AS SOON YO’ MA DON’T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO’ HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL. BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, ‘THERE’S TROUBLE STILL! YOU CAN’T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON’T TELL YO’ MOTHER. BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO’ I KNOW IS YO’ HALF BROTHER. BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO’ HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE; YOU AIN’T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
  6. red750

    Brain Teaser

    Can anyone beat onetrack to solve this one? Edna’s birthday is on the 6th of April and Jen’s birthday falls on the 15th of October therefore Amir’s birthday must be the ? of January.
  7. https://www.fullyloaded.com.au/product-news/1910/all-electric-4wd-launched-in-adelaide
  8. red750

    Quickies part 2

    A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of pr0$t!tut!000000n, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.” The woman thought about this but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.” The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought “that’s really not so bad.” When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, “New house, new madam, new girls.” The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman’s husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, “Hi Keith.”
  9. In the video of a speech she made, she didn't disclose the plan, but was very concerned about who might win in November, and if Joe is a bit cncerned whether he can handle it, she might be convinced to try and knock off the Don. https://nypost.com/2024/01/17/opinion/dont-be-shocked-if-michelle-obama-sneaks-her-way-into-2024-race/
  10. red750

    Funny videos

    VID-20231227-WA0000.mp4
  11. Flags with the Union Jack in the Canton. Australia Pitcairn Is Cayman Is Anguilla British Indian Ocean Territories Tuvalu Bermuda South Georgia & Sout Sandwich Is Niue ** Modified Union Jack (see below.) New Zealand Fiji Falkland Is St Helena, Assentian & Tristan Da Cunha Monserrat Turks & Caicos Is Heard & McDonald Is British Vergin Is. Nuie flag.
  12. I saw a report today that there are rumours that Biden may withdraw from the presidential race before mid year, and Michelle Obama will throw her hat in the ring.
  13. red750

    Brain Teaser

    re the periscope question. I thought willidoo may have had the answer. The aircraft I refer to is the MiG 29 trainer. The rear instructors seat is set too low for him to see over the students head for a view of the runway. So there is a pop-up mirror, which reflects onto a second mirror at instrument panel level, so he can see the runway.
  14. No one is as patriotic flagwise as the Americans.
  15. Here's how you celebrate Australia Day.
  16. red750

    Brain Teaser

    OK. I'll change the first line of the post we are discussing. "Maybe you'll know the answer to this one if you have any interest in aviation."
  17. red750

    Brain Teaser

    OK Nev, by your reasoning, I can't afford to flit around the world so I'm not allowed to be interested in A380's?
  18. red750

    Quickies part 2

    A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer, and tells him. ” I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”. The farmer says, ” OKay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he is pointing out the location. The police officer verbally explodes saying, ” Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me”. Reaching into his rear pants pocket, and proudly displays it to the farmer. ” See the badge old man? this badge means I am allowed to go on any land … have I made myself clear”. The farmer apologizes, nods and goes about his chores. A short time later the old farmer hears loud screaming, looks up and sees the police officer running in front of the farmers Santa Gertrudis bull. With every step the officer makes the bull gains two, only seconds before the bull reaches him. The rancher drops his tools and stands up and yells. “Your badge, Show him your badge!
  19. red750

    Brain Teaser

    What military jet had a periscope?
  20. red750

    Brain Teaser

    I thought we were aviation enthusiasts.
  21. Get a load of Barron Trump. He is 6ft 8in, towering over his 6ft 3 father and 5 ft 11 mother Melania.
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