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Marty_d

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  1. The thing is, most of us Tasmanians are fairly provincial. Most people in the south don't often travel the 200km to Launceston, and vice versa. I've known people who've lived their whole life in the Huon valley and never been further than Hobart. So the thought of driving 1000km+ is kind of alien to us.
  2. There's already a substance that could very appropriately be named after him. I propose we rename it to "bull-trump".
  3. Anyone with half a brain hates Trump, thinks Pauline is a joke, and thinks conservative Yanks who only want to travel here to break out society the way they've broken theirs, should stay the hell out. Although I wish Trump were dead, and think it would be a huge benefit to the planet if he were, I would never encourage anyone to act on that wish and I don't think anyone else here would either.
  4. 40+ degree heat? You have to be kidding me.
  5. Peter! Hush. Ignore him folks. It's crap down here. And we're full.
  6. Not sure why anyone would be proud of being the opposite to progressive.
  7. Not a Latin speaker Jerry but they can definitely be cilly sunts.
  8. Is it Cliff Richard finally looking his age?
  9. We may need them to fight off the USA.
  10. South Australians pronounce it "Lay-go". Weirdos.
  11. Really? In my experience it's more "In vino bullshit", but maybe that's just who I imbibe with 😆
  12. Let's hope his son dies younger. About 13-14 years younger would be good. At least 24 years younger would have saved us from both presidencies but that shit has sailed.
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    Brain Teaser

    I'm guessing 4... IX, X, XI, XII
  14. Dire Straits sang "...most of the taxis, and most of the whores, are only taking calls for cash..." I would have thought it'd be one of the businesses where both seller and buyer would prefer to transact in cash.
  15. Hasn't the poor woman suffered enough, then she has to find out she's the offspring of the world's biggest shit?
  16. I'd say "please DO."
  17. That's the old one. This is Peter the Rock & Roll.
  18. Average weekly earnings don't mean much. Remember that the chart showed top 1% get 40% of wealth.
  19. Jaysus, obviously age doesn't always mean wisdom. Parked near the local post office just then, centred in the parking space, no one beside me. Came back to see an old bloke shuffling away from his car which he's parked next to me. Like right next to me. Like 50mm from my driver's side door. Despite having no one on the other side of him. *Sigh*
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    Quickies part 2

    If a child managed to stay reading this bullshit they are truly exceptional.
  21. Marty_d

    Quickies part 2

    Why did a military surplus store have a Japanese general's uniform... How many Japanese generals did they think Australia would need to clothe?
  22. He's gone to another position, president of the Asia society or something. I don't think anyone could say he's really been hampered by what he said about the orange turd in the past. Trump's own VP called him an idiot and "America's Hitler" before he manfully discarded all morals, dignity and logic in order to get power.
  23. All the best Jerry. Hope you have a quick recovery. I've felt the weight of mine too... Especially the other day when I hadn't warmed up the engine enough and it stalled on the bend at the top of our driveway. It's a rising right hand bend so I had to put down my right foot, which meant I couldn't use the back brake. Fortunately only slid back a metre or so on the front brake before stopping, thought I was going over the edge for a second.
  24. I thought a tittle was like an A cup.
  25. Watch "Mountainhead". Dark comedy but in some respects quite scary. Like where one of the tech billionaire's AI is being used to create fake video so realistic that it's causing civil unrest and factional violence.
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