Quickies part 2

[red750]

What is the difference between a politician and a hooker?

 

A hooker stops screwing you when the money runs out.

[nomadpete]

An American strikes up a conversation with a Russian tourist.... .

 

A: "What brings you here?"

 

R: "I come to America to study propaganda!"

 

A: "What propaganda?"

 

R: "Exactly!"