Quickies part 2

[facthunter]

OME. It depends where the harmonica goes.  Nev

[old man emu]

'Twas on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us,

 

The first mate's name was Carter
By gad he was a farter!
When the wind wouldn't blow
And the ship wouldn't go
They'd get Carter the farter to start her.

 

However, the lyrics exist in numerous variations.  The line I know, and which refers to my ealier post finishes the Carter verse as

 

The first mate's name was Carter
By gad he was a farter!

From the hole in his ring

He'd play God save the king

And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

[nomadpete]

4 hours ago, old man emu said:

He'd play God save the king

And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata

Aahhhh, that were surely the toffs version!

[Marty_d]

'Twas on the good ship Venus,

By christ you should have seen us,

The figurehead was a whore in bed 

Sucking on the captain's...

 

I forget the rest.  Good song though.

[nomadpete]

Quit it youse guys.

There's lots of bawdy ditties out there but they are not suitable for the forum.