Quickies part 2

[nomadpete]

Some people don't get what a will is........

 

 

I mean, come on, it's a dead giveaway.

[facthunter]

Where there's a WILL there's a way. Nev

[red750]

You have to hand it to short people.....

They can't reach it themselves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Marty_d]

4 hours ago, facthunter said:

Where there's a WILL there's a way. Nev

Where there's a Will there's a bunch of squabbling relatives.

[red750]

Wife:    Have you seen the dog bowl?

 

Husband:    I didn't know he could.

[nomadpete]

People who worry that Covid Vaccine might change their genetic make-up, should welcome that possibility.

Edited August 2 by nomadpete

[red750]

My favorite colour is purple. I like it better than red and blue combined.

[Jerry_Atrick]

The walk from my house to the pub is 5 minutes. The walk back, however, is 30 minutes. The difference is staggering!

[ClintonB]

Too much good ale might be the cause.

[facthunter]

Isn't being drunk in a Public Place an Offense?  It can certainly Be offensive. How does GOOD Ale Make you want to throw up IF it's good. Nev

[old man emu]

The original Intoxicated Persons Act 1979 in NSW has been repealed. Police powers to detain and care for intoxicated people in public places are now governed by Section 206 of the Law Enforcement (Powers and Responsibilities) Act 2002 (LEPRA). Under this law, officers can detain a drunk person in public if they are disorderly, at risk of injury or damage, or need physical protection.

 

However, there is no offence. The detention is meant to be a means of protecting the intoxicated person. Such a person could be taken to a police station and held until sober then released. They could be taken to a hospital, but hospitals never had the staff or facilities to care for drunks. In a small town, or if the person lived near, they could be taken home and handed into the care of a responsible adult.

[facthunter]

Chances are that It varies from state to state. Nev

[old man emu]

1 hour ago, facthunter said:

Chances are that It varies from state to state. Nev

Anything is possible, which leads to a probability. However, that law was saw a change in the idea that a person who simply over indulged was to be punished to a concren for that person's immediate welfare. Don't forget that around that time law enforement agencies coming under scrutiny relating to deaths in custody. Holding intoxicated person, who may actually be suffering from severe alcoholic poisoning which could result in death, was not a good situation for law enforcement. Besides, what was the penalty for a charge of public drunkeness? A pittance and dealing with drunks took up expensive court time.

 

I would imagine that all States came to a similar conclusion as NSW and amended their laws.

[red750]

My wife refused to clean up after I made breakfast. I've been walking on eggshells all day.

[facthunter]

Don't stomp on the Cornflakes or you may be arrested as a Serial Killer. Nev

[Marty_d]

Jeez, those are worse than Dad jokes.

Granddad jokes?

[red750]

Mine are from the two guys sitting on a dock, Logan Lisle and the other guy, his brother Matt.

 

 

 

 

 

[facthunter]

Mine's an original. Nobody's Perfect.. Nev

[red750]

I was going to get tested to see if I had ADHD, but I got distracted and did other things, so I guess I don't have it.

[red750]

You can always tell if a guy masterbates a lot by looking at his hand.

 

You'll see a wedding ring.

[red750]

I went to the library the other day. I said to the librarian, "Do you have any books on shelving?" 

 

She said, "Yes, all of them."

 

 

[red750]

God promised there would be good obedient wives in all corners of the world  - - -  

then he made the world round.

[red750]

We used to have empires, run by emporers.

 

Then we had kingdoms, run by kings.

 

Now we just have countries, .........

[old man emu]

Are burps and farts organ music?

[facthunter]

..... run by counts?  Nev