Quickies part 2

[old man emu]

The problem here is that onetrack posted something from an American site without editing it to use Australian terms. Australia didn't have "military surplus stores". We called our "disposal stores". Thses stores seem to have gone the way of the Dodo. Any that exist seem to sell stuff "Made in China".

[facthunter]

General Stores were commonplace. Nev

[onetrack]

It was a joke, FFS. Yes, our military surplus stores were generally called "Military Disposals", but they also advertised as "military surplus".

[facthunter]

FFS Means Fat Finger Syndrome, Non?  You are right THIS IS the Joke section . You could also get Jerry Cans. The type that hang on JEEPS. Nev

[red750]

No for f--k sake.    

[facthunter]

OH. How rude. Quelle Horreur, Children may read this.  Nev

[Marty_d]

If a child managed to stay reading this bullshit they are truly exceptional.

[facthunter]

It would HAVE to be on their Phone. Nev

[red750]

Don't squat with your spurs on.

[ClintonB]

Is this site on social media ban for children?

 

[red750]

A Chinese man moved to Australia after years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a small piece of land near Mt Isa. Soon after, his friendly Aussie neighbour decided to go across
and welcome the new guy. But on his way up the drive-way, the Aussie saw the Chinese man running
around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs',
he decided to visit the Chinese the next day.
The next day, just as he was about to knock on the front door, he saw through the window the
Chinese man urinated into a glass and then drank his own urine. Again not wanting to interrupt
another 'Chinese custom', he decided to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later the Aussie decided to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he saw the
Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, paused, and then put his head next to the bull's bum.
The Aussie bloke couldn't take it anymore, so he went up to the Chinese and said
'Jeez Mate,
what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood
and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and
drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's bum.'
The Chinese was taken back 'Sorry sir, you no understand. These no Chinese customs. I
doing these Australian customs.'
'What do you mean mate' said the Aussie, 'those aren't Australian customs.'
'Yes they are. Man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinese man.
'He say to become true Australian,
you learn to chase chicks,
drink piss,
and listen to bull-shit!!..

[red750]

Boat ramp scam alert!! 👈👈👈
Two very sexy looking blonde girls come over to your 4wd while you are getting the boat out of the water.
They both start cleaning your boat with sponge and soapy water, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy dresses! It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no thanks and instead ask you for a ride to the 24 hour BP petrol station a couple of kms down the road so they can get smokes and a cold drink. You agree and they get in the backseat. 
Then on the way, they pull their dresses down . Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
 I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and three times this morning!!
So tell your friends to be careful.😂🙂🤣